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Post by The Shadow on May 11, 2004 9:25:40 GMT -5
John Kerry (can't stand this guy): "I'm Roman Catholic...and pro-abortion."  John Kerry's wife: "I found out that when I was taking cortizone during pregnancy, it could hurt the baby, so I had an abortion instead." |
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Post by DEATH on Jun 3, 2004 23:14:43 GMT -5
Corey Hart, stated REPEATEDLY in a popular 80's song (this is why i love the 80's)-
"I wear my sunglasses at night..."
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 7, 2004 9:01:59 GMT -5
SCC Lab "supervisor": "No game-playing; it says so on the sign."
Shady: "Maybe so, but I'm illiterate."
Lab Crone: "I don't care if you're sick, no game-playing in the lab!"
I think tomorrow, for my last day of school, I'll tell her that it's "YOU!!! NEXT VICTIM!!! YOU NEXT TO DIE!!! YOU! C'MON! NEXT VICTIM!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEE!!!" as I leave for home.
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 7, 2004 9:05:53 GMT -5
From Thief II: The Metal Age:
Shady: *fires arrow halfway across street from hidden position; arrow hits guard in the shoulder*
Guard: "AH!...Oh, you're making me SO MAAAAAAAAAD!!!"
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jun 7, 2004 11:51:46 GMT -5
Thomas:"Clayton, you kind of need to work on your Halo skills, because you suck"
Clayton:"Shut up, at least I don't eat chocolate for men!"
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 8, 2004 13:00:38 GMT -5
My geography teacher: "Why is the Dead Sea an important issue in the Middle East?" Some chick in the back: "It's...a good source of freshwater?" Class: " " |
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Donkey
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Post by Donkey on Jun 10, 2004 22:55:12 GMT -5
Dustin = Minidonkey's friend
Dustin: .....but I can't touch it till I'm 18
Donkey: I'm 18, can I touch it?
COMPLETELY UNRELATED QUOTE
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Donkey
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Post by Donkey on Jun 10, 2004 22:56:47 GMT -5
Whoops, there were supposed to be two unrelated quotes there...not just one.
Here's the second.
Donkey (to Minidonkey): DON'T LICK THAT! We haven't paid for it yet!
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Post by DEATH on Jun 29, 2004 10:41:00 GMT -5
From the Beastie Boys' new song, "Ch-ch-check It Out". Mike D. is the particular Beastie Boy responsible for this nonsense.
"Said, 'doc what's the condition
I'm a man that's on a mission'
He said, 'son, you'd better listen
Stuck in your a$$
Is an electrician' "
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jun 29, 2004 22:09:41 GMT -5
...the new Beastie Boys songs SUCK because they got paid by John Kerry to write crap about Bush...
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McGee
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Wonder what this does?
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Post by McGee on Jun 30, 2004 15:10:25 GMT -5
Errol: "Auburn should never play sports, they're so bad."
Stephanie: "I agree, they suck!"
Jennifer: "Maybe we should put in the bench captain, thomas."
the girls yell: "Yay thomas, you warm that bench up for them players."
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Post by DEATH on Jun 30, 2004 21:15:05 GMT -5
...the new Beastie Boys songs SUCK because they got paid by John Kerry to write crap about Bush... well, considering they are popular musicians, of COURSE they're not going to be conservatives. |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jul 1, 2004 14:41:44 GMT -5
what's funny about that last baseball game was that I ended up being the best hitter on the team...
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 7, 2004 13:07:46 GMT -5
Some person driving by ACC fireworks stand: "ACC rules!" Errol Wright:  "GO TO YOUR BED!!!" |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jul 7, 2004 13:17:04 GMT -5
"GO TO YOUR BED"
"GO TO MY BED?!?!? NO!!! I"M NOT CATHOLIC"
Julie Gibbs smells...
I'm stoned...
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