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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 8, 2004 12:23:06 GMT -5
"IF GEORGE BUSH WISHES TO STAY ON AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, HE SHOULD CHANGE MY *explitive deleted* WIFE'S BIRTHDAY TO ABSOLUDICROUS DAY"--John Kerry speaking on the United States Canadian immigration crisis
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 8, 2004 12:24:22 GMT -5
btw, i'm starting several committees for the standardization of absoludicry
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 8, 2004 12:26:57 GMT -5
here's the "Post Master General" of Absludicry:  AKA CLAYTON SUTTON AFTER A BAD ACID TRIP |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 8, 2004 12:46:37 GMT -5
To continue my strangeness, to be a member of an Absoludicrous committe you must: 1. Be a jetfighter pilot covered in insects and implanted with alien fetuses. 2. Attend a school in which you learn about the dangers of alcohol from talking ice cream cones. 3. Learn the art of "Dancing Dirty"--a video created in 1983  4. Be able to define and perform the "Atomically Crappy Bossanova" beat pre-set on a 1983 Casio keyboard 5. Be Mr. T's definition of "Somebody"  6. Contract lyme disease 7. Read Suze Orman's book "The 9 Steps to Financial Freedom"  8. Appear on the Silent Network on the show MUSIGN with the "electrifying internationally famous hearing-impared dance troupe" 9. Become a member of a charity of my choosing. i.e.  10. Wear the proper attire befit a person of such high stature:  MORE TO COME LATER |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 8, 2004 12:48:28 GMT -5
 Who wouldn't laugh at this |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 8, 2004 12:53:00 GMT -5
DEAD WEEK ROXORZ
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 8, 2004 13:11:47 GMT -5
I'm also going to create a system of awards and medals
The first one will be the Congressional Medal of Trolley Piloting (maybe the top award, i'm not sure)
The next one will be the "Ansel Adams Memorial Schollarship for Poop-Eaters" (for some service to the Absoludicrous nation)
MORE TO COME
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 9, 2004 9:44:31 GMT -5
On the subject of awards, there's this shop in Lincoln that MAKES them, so I'm thinking of getting a large bronze medallion made that says "WHITEY OF THE YEAR" on it and wearing it around town. No idea what it would cost, though.
*Shady sidesteps all prerequisites for joining the Absoludicrous Commitee by licking ActsOfStupidity' shoe, but does request that he be entered into a charity of said ActsOfStupidity's choosing.*
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 9, 2004 10:44:54 GMT -5
your charity is: Victims of School Cakewalk Disasters
Work will include building houses, baking cakes, collecting clothes/toiletries for the disadvantaged, and working on earning the Guiness World Record in applesauce eating
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 10, 2004 10:35:59 GMT -5
lol
Applesauce...mmm.
"Mmm, mighty."
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 10, 2004 11:10:29 GMT -5
I want to see someone buy a COMMANDER support belt...maybe Andy would
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 10, 2004 12:18:56 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 16, 2004 16:58:05 GMT -5
WEIRDEST SONG I'VE HEARD FOR AWHILE=A.I.D.S. by "Team America: World Police Soundtrack"
It just talks about everyone being dead because of AIDS
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 16, 2004 17:17:18 GMT -5
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jan 11, 2005 17:29:31 GMT -5
REVIVE the 400 level computer class!!
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