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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jun 16, 2004 23:42:43 GMT -5
Today I just realized that Donkey has feelings for Keenan. That, and his message boards needed a post.
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Post by DEATH on Jun 17, 2004 0:09:29 GMT -5
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Donkey
Cleric of the Inner Temple of Postville 
Who's your favorite pack animal? That's right ME!
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Post by Donkey on Jun 17, 2004 0:14:22 GMT -5
Oh, and ActsOfStupidity...what are these feeligns you speak (type) of?
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jun 17, 2004 0:22:29 GMT -5
I heard it was that weird tingly feeling you got in your toes that makes the hairs stand on-end
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 17, 2004 9:50:36 GMT -5
AAAAHHH!!! Does that shoulder patch say "POLICE"? AAAAHHH!!!
Suck on this, sinner!
*Pulls out BjorgBlaster and fires gay cop.*
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 13, 2004 12:06:22 GMT -5
After months of inactivity, this thread is boarded and commandeered by the Dread Pirate Shady, who re-dedicates it to the god of TOTAL USELESSNESS:  On a semi-constructive note...does this page, which will eventually be a component of the NEW website, adequately explain the firing/termination/burnination jokes? chronicler.bravehost.com/fireclass.htm |
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drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
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Post by drews02 on Sept 14, 2004 15:08:16 GMT -5
death, Would that be the very same cop who pulled you over for no apparent reason on your way to wally world for work? If so, I can see why you'd be so agitated!!!  *runs away quickly, but not so quickly as to attract the unwanted attention of any other police officers of questionable orientation* |
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 14, 2004 15:19:04 GMT -5
eww?
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Post by DEATH on Sept 15, 2004 12:21:43 GMT -5
death, Would that be the very same cop who pulled you over for no apparent reason on your way to wally world for work? If so, I can see why you'd be so agitated!!! oh man, i would have REFUSED to get in a partol car with THAT cop! as dumb as it is, i probably would have got back in the car and RAN from him! however, i do think some of the male members of management at my wal-mart do indeed have close relations with that cop. |
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 16, 2004 17:54:29 GMT -5
lol
*throws Chiquita bomb at drews02 for staying on-topic.*
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drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
Posts: 85
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Post by drews02 on Sept 17, 2004 9:18:42 GMT -5
*laughs heartily as shadow stumbles over his own chiquita bomb - dumping the rest of his fruit-basket hat at the feet of 'happy-cop', who runs off with a school girl's giggle to visit his wal-mart management friends to tell them all about it.*
*school girls cries, for it was the last giggle she had*
*shadow offers her a mixed fruit slushee and they wander off singing "What a Wonderful Life" - which for some reason seems to be bringing Donkey to tears. Or maybe that was just an onion!*
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Post by x on Oct 26, 2004 15:20:15 GMT -5
thanx for filling MY message board with nonsense...  i'm back, so maybe i'll post once a week dylan: everyone says he looks like me (right after they say how cute he is)... is that a sign? |
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 27, 2004 9:33:26 GMT -5
Dylan? Dylan...THOMAS?
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Post by x on Nov 7, 2004 18:48:47 GMT -5
if dylan thomas is my nephew!!!!!!!!  *decides that he has had enough of the nonsense of chiquita bombs and straps a nuclear bomb to his great friend jessie coomer's chest and watches him run in circles and asplode (50 miles away)* |
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Post by The Shadow on Nov 9, 2004 10:47:03 GMT -5
*George Clooney and Nicole Kidman (stars of the 1997 film The Peacemaker, where Marcel Iures straps an SS-18 primary to himself and tries to obliterate NYC) burst in and attempt to run over Grimmace with a bullet-proof Mercedes-Benz luxury car.*
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