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Post by DEATH on Sept 6, 2005 13:57:14 GMT -5
 Sooo, the brothers Gibbs have decided in light of recent national disasters that we are building a good ole family COMPOUND for a future disaster in proximity to us, if any happen. We haven't yet agreed on the location, though the very rural Ozarks, Montana, and Wyoming have been suggested. Scott, the recent family gun fanatic, will be providing AK-47s for everyone. We also have somewhat agreed on 4x4 Suburbans for our vehicular transfer, as we've already got 2 in the family. We've discussed buying several great Danes and putting them on steriods to make them extra strong and extra aggressive. Or if we can manage to map Daisy's neural tissue and copy it, that will work. We're not sure if we want to call ourselves a militia or not. What ideas do you guys have for our COMPOUND? WILL YOU JOIN OUR MILITARISTIC FELLOWSHIP (still working on arranging the BURGERS as of yet...)?
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Post by DEATH on Oct 22, 2005 10:29:54 GMT -5
RESPONDERS? NAY?!
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 24, 2005 8:16:03 GMT -5
I SHALL JOIN, and I thoroughly recommend building a large armored truck as seen in Land of the Dead, with joystick-controlled machine guns. Don't make them the flagrantly homosexual M-60s seen in the film, though. And don't call it Dead Reckoning, like they did. Or have a retarded macho girl drive it. AND, under no circumstances whatsoever, regardless of the emergency, are you to drive to Canada with it!
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Oct 24, 2005 11:04:54 GMT -5
But, if you do choose to command it, you are required to act the part of Luigi in some sort of theatrical rendition of SUPER MARIO BROS.
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 26, 2005 8:26:31 GMT -5
I don't remember THAT in the movie.
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Oct 26, 2005 13:10:44 GMT -5
the guy who steals Dead Rekoning played Luigi in SUPER MARIO BROS
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 27, 2005 12:47:40 GMT -5
LOL!!!
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Post by lawnmower on Apr 2, 2007 18:25:19 GMT -5
I love Cheese
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Post by Humming is good for you.... on Apr 2, 2007 20:11:41 GMT -5
toothpaste?  |
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Post by DEATH on Apr 2, 2007 23:33:36 GMT -5
Indeed, twice daily....
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 6, 2007 13:37:03 GMT -5
Unless there's a boat...
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Post by Humming is good for you.... on Apr 11, 2007 18:26:03 GMT -5
toothpaste unless there's a boat?
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 11, 2007 22:41:05 GMT -5
PRECISELY. You have a lot to learn about the relationship between dental and nautical devices.
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Post by DEATH on Apr 11, 2007 23:23:58 GMT -5
Indeed. Especially U-BOATS! THEMS THE SINKING KIND!
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Post by DEATH on Apr 11, 2007 23:30:49 GMT -5
Quite simply, take into account how olde time sailors used inferior technology yet stayed afloat. This was mostly due to their suffering from scurvy and subsequent tooth decay. The better your teeth, the less likely you are to float.
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