THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD

DEATH
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THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 4, 2004 15:31:33 GMT -5

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Post by DEATH on Apr 4, 2004 15:31:33 GMT -5

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
hey donks

Kevin says:
easy cheese is good

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
i see

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
have you checked out sheldon's message board?

Kevin says:
nope

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
sbsunited.proboards29.com/

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
it's awesome

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
you need to register

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
and participate in the many awesome threads ther

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
e

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
like the OFFICIAL ROLE PLAYING THREAD

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
and THE 'LETS ALL SCREAM JIBBERISH' THREAD

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
are you checking IT out?

Kevin...easy cheese is good says:
i don't knwo where IT is

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
click on the link i gave you.....

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the
Camaro?!?!?! says:
have you checked IT out?

Kevin...easy cheese is good says:
working on IT

Kevin...easy cheese is good says:
i forget what my password is...

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
you can leave messages as a guest

Kevin...easy cheese is good says:
ohhh, he hasn't unlocked it

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
all the funny stuff is under the Postville thread

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the
Camaro?!?!?! says:
?

Kevin...easy cheese is good says:
lol

Kevin...easy cheese is good says:
k

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the
Camaro?!?!?! says:
the RPG thread is funny....so it the i don't knowwwwww thread

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
especially keenan's post

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
"I just kept putting more and more batter in the griddle, popping out more and more pancakes until I died 4 times. "

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
"Don’t you know that it takes exactly 40,000,000,000,000 pancakes to shingle a motorcycle because camels have 2 humps? What’s wrong with you? "

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
DEATH:

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:

i disagree. the coldness of the one is inversely proportionate to the type of metal used on the particular brick that the one is levitating over.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
to simplify, glue plus bottle rockets cannot equal a gall bladder, though understandably, there is some confusion with that equation.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
when asked what my take was on the subject, i gave them 9 pieces of my mind, all of which were devoured, save for the last 8.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
qouting myself: "really, i don't understand how half of you say that the static compression ratio of aluminum cast 113 L98 cylinder heads drops approximately half a point because of a loss of temperature in the combustion chamber, while the other half deliberate over whether my question was asked exactly 1000 times before it was asked.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
my honest opinion? government emissions standards were obviously created by people who have unnatural relationships with redwood trees.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
i doubt it will ever get as far as it's already got, especially if you set it on fire.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
i've never really understood how things like that manage to breath in vacuum, and i probably never will.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
it just goes to show, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
especially the ones who fight with images in mirrors....SLASH, ARE YOU IN THERE!"

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
many disagreed with what i said, but generally agreed to be disagreeable over the things which i didn't say.

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
my point essentially is, i offered my $.02 on the matter, but they tried to tell me that the matter is not currently accepting donations!

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
which led me to the final thought: How can polysaturated fats AND monosaturated fats BOTH be inside of a vanilla wafer? Man, who ever thought of doing THAT was a BUTTCRACKER!

Kevin...easy cheese is good says:
you know, there is a point where insanity is too much for me

DEATH - Insanity has arrived! Twin Turbos for the Camaro?!?!?! says:
LOL

"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP"
"I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

ActsOfStupidity TITAN!!! That's right you post-whore, i'm now the post pimp Posts: 738	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 4, 2004 17:34:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 4, 2004 17:34:35 GMT -5 I have to agree...easy cheese IS good...
	War was beginning...what happen?...someone set up us the bomb...how are you gentlemen!!...ALL YOUR NO FLY ZONE ARE BELONG TO US!!

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 5, 2004 16:02:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on Apr 5, 2004 16:02:22 GMT -5 ADVERTISEMENT: Easy Cheese. [glow=pink,2,300]It's GOOD.[/glow] Okay, I'm fired.
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

x Whitey! Posts: 100	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 6, 2004 1:10:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 1:10:42 GMT -5 easy cheese is very good. i almost feel bad for not including asterisks. the nacho cheese ezmac is good, especially the cool shells
	x

GAH(s) Grand Master of the Temple of Postville Posts: 53	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 6, 2004 19:21:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GAH(s) on Apr 6, 2004 19:21:49 GMT -5 I hate [glow=red,2,300]SLUTTY CHEESE!!!!![/glow]
	It was on the eeeeve, of the...sillybobbins...festival...

GAH(s) Grand Master of the Temple of Postville Posts: 53	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 6, 2004 19:22:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GAH(s) on Apr 6, 2004 19:22:59 GMT -5 That word was actually a synonym for "promiscuous." I'm fired...
	It was on the eeeeve, of the...sillybobbins...festival...

x Whitey! Posts: 100	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 6, 2004 21:36:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 21:36:33 GMT -5 that's funny... and runny... and a bunny, and a gunny sgt... and sunny outside.
	x

DEATH Grand Master of the Temple of Postville ??? Posts: 887	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 7, 2004 22:08:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEATH on Apr 7, 2004 22:08:42 GMT -5 man....i haven't listened to old metallica for a while....seek and destroy is such a freaking awesome song!
	"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP" "I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 8, 2004 14:26:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on Apr 8, 2004 14:26:40 GMT -5 GAH(s) said: That word was actually a synonym for "promiscuous." I'm fired... FOUL! You are hereby removed from Plymouth Colony!
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

x Whitey! Posts: 100	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 9, 2004 11:31:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by x on Apr 9, 2004 11:31:50 GMT -5 i think i'll just leave plymouth colony 9 times and start the town of whooooville before you ask me to leave approximately 25 billion times in the last second
	x

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 13, 2004 18:12:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on Apr 13, 2004 18:12:23 GMT -5 OR: I could just remove the word from the profanity list, restoring it to its full intended (albeit promiscuous) glory, so that no one need leave Plymouth Colony, and we're all happy happy happy.
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

BWARFLARDENHAGEN
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THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 15, 2004 8:49:09 GMT -5

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Post by BWARFLARDENHAGEN on Apr 15, 2004 8:49:09 GMT -5

Sheldon said:

OR:
I could just remove the word from the GAY list, restoring it to its GAY intended (albeit promiscuous) glory, so that no GAY need leave Plymouth Colony, and we're all happy happy GAY.

WHO MADE YOU ADMINISTERTER?!!? YOUR THE WORST THREAD EVER!! PHLAFFER HARR FALR WARF DAR HARR HARR!!!!

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THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Apr 15, 2004 12:53:34 GMT -5

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Post by The Shadow on Apr 15, 2004 12:53:34 GMT -5

I am not aware of my role as "ADMINISTERTER", nor am I aware of my sudden reincarnation as a sewing implement. However, I owe my position as "Administrator" entirely to myself, as well as its accompanying rights and privileges, one of which happens to be the ability to remove posts and bar guest posts. A power I shall soon implement, to the delight of all straight users.
Truly, your fascination with homosexuality is most appalling...consider yourself banned from Plymouth Colony!
*removes guest posting right and goes on post deletion spree*
[glow=blue,2,300]HAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/glow]

Last Edit: Apr 15, 2004 12:57:31 GMT -5 by The Shadow

Dust.
Wind.
Dude.

DEATH Grand Master of the Temple of Postville ??? Posts: 887	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Jun 4, 2004 7:57:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEATH on Jun 4, 2004 7:57:16 GMT -5 she blinded me with science!
	"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP" "I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD Jul 20, 2004 8:22:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on Jul 20, 2004 8:22:03 GMT -5 lol Is that a Donkey quote? I have a couple... Of course, the classic, "Howdoyouhowdoyouhowdoyou...what ARE these?" and my favorite from the Dumb Quotes Thread: "Don't lick that; we haven't paid for it yet!"
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

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THE DONKEY QUOTES THREAD

Post by DEATH on Apr 4, 2004 15:31:33 GMT -5

Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 4, 2004 17:34:35 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on Apr 5, 2004 16:02:22 GMT -5

Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 1:10:42 GMT -5

Post by GAH(s) on Apr 6, 2004 19:21:49 GMT -5

Post by GAH(s) on Apr 6, 2004 19:22:59 GMT -5

Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 21:36:33 GMT -5

Post by DEATH on Apr 7, 2004 22:08:42 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on Apr 8, 2004 14:26:40 GMT -5

Post by x on Apr 9, 2004 11:31:50 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on Apr 13, 2004 18:12:23 GMT -5

Post by BWARFLARDENHAGEN on Apr 15, 2004 8:49:09 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on Apr 15, 2004 12:53:34 GMT -5

Post by DEATH on Jun 4, 2004 7:57:16 GMT -5

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