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Post by The Shadow on Jun 8, 2004 10:06:28 GMT -5
No, you cried at the condemnation of your lifestyle, you-who-eat-chocolate-for-men!!!
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Post by lawnmower on Jul 8, 2004 13:06:35 GMT -5
if I had $100 I would buy 100 fish
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 8, 2004 21:41:24 GMT -5
If I had $100 I would pay Georgiono the Bookie to break your legs 100 times in 100 places for $1 per breaking...smashing...um...sundering.
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Post by lawnmower on Jul 9, 2004 15:26:32 GMT -5
can you hear the bells Richard
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Post by lawnmower on Jul 9, 2004 15:28:00 GMT -5
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jul 9, 2004 18:23:29 GMT -5
Richard told me he "Hearin' no bells" but that he "would like some fish"
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Post by lawnmower on Jul 10, 2004 12:05:54 GMT -5
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Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
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Post by rubbish2005 on Jul 16, 2004 14:35:29 GMT -5
whos lawnmower?
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jul 19, 2004 0:07:28 GMT -5
what left...
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 20, 2004 8:11:23 GMT -5
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 10, 2004 16:27:15 GMT -5
After an unholy twenty-one days without a post, the Boards' ramblingest email is updated by none other than The Shadow:
POST.
Teachers at SCC are really noisy.
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Post by DEATH on Aug 10, 2004 16:38:07 GMT -5
*as a test, an unknown source bribes Skynet and a T-800 Terminator is sent back from 2029 into 2004, specifically into this thread.*
in case you all were unaware, the T-800 Series was the first Skynet cyborg with human flesh grown around the combat metal chassis. It is almost completely indestructable, and happens to look like Arnold Schwarzeneggar, and currently there are only 2 known ways to kill one.
*the T-800 emerges naked in the present, as all time travelling Terminators do, and after analyzing Julie's clothes, determines them the best available fit, demanding them from her. When she resists, she is terminated, and the T-800 clothes himself and waits to kill his next unknown victim for no obvious reason, except his value to the future resistance, of course.*
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 10, 2004 16:41:12 GMT -5
*Question Mark Man pauses in his dancing, warps into "Thur ye beeeeeee....", and attempts to recruit the T-800 into the PTSNB breakout effort headed by himself and Colonel Shadow.*
*He then warps back into the RPG Thread and resumes his dancing.*
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Aug 10, 2004 20:46:04 GMT -5
*Destruction brings a flamingo filled with liquid nitrogen over to the T-800 and forces him to masticate it. Thus, the enigma of the flamingo's creation has been sovled.*
(can you "solve" an enigma?)
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Post by DEATH on Aug 11, 2004 11:29:15 GMT -5
*Unfortunately, liquid nitrogen is fatal only to the liquid metal based T-1000, and so it has no effect on the T-800. Destruction is spared termination though, as he does not yet seem to have any effect on the future resistance. The T-800 warps into "The Thread" seeking a vehicle to commandeer.*
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