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Post by DEATH on Oct 6, 2004 11:09:15 GMT -5
This quote is not from a person, but an organization: WorldVision. They are the ones who started the 30 Hour Famine thing. I just got a card in the mail from them that says this: "Get your FREE Krispy Kreme gift certificate when you ask for more information about World Vision's 30 Hour Famine." It's not just me right? ...Hey kid, wanta doughnut? Then starve yourself for 30 hours!... LOL...that's pretty retarded. our church did the 30 hour famine this year. we didn't get krispy kremes, so we eventually had to resort to  |
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Post by drews02 on Oct 6, 2004 13:25:45 GMT -5
Yeah, I always like to follow 30 hours of famine with an hour or two of cannabalism, too...
Tough on the youth group numbers gurus, though!
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Oct 6, 2004 14:42:40 GMT -5
I am the guru of COUNTERSTRIKE
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Post by DEATH on Oct 6, 2004 14:52:47 GMT -5
....and I, am the Earl of Ted!
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 7, 2004 9:49:14 GMT -5
"Oh most historical babes, we have traveled across time to...will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We'll have a most excellent time!" "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K..."  |
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Post by McGee on Oct 10, 2004 14:19:15 GMT -5
wah?  |
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 12, 2004 9:58:11 GMT -5
lol
Haven't you seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? It's THE '80s movie! It's grand...most excellent...most bodacious.
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Post by DEATH on Nov 10, 2004 11:14:36 GMT -5
Well, nobody has posted in HERE for a while. *Bill looks upon a seemingly dead Ted* Bill: "Bogus! Hainous! Most non-triumphant! Oh Ted! Don't be dead, dude!" ---- King: "Put them in the iron maiden!" Bill and Ted: "IRON MAIDEN?! EXCELLENT!" King: "EXECUTE THEM!!" Bill and Ted: "Bogus..." ---- *Billy the Kid walks into 19th century saloon* Bill and Ted: "How's it goin, Mr. The Kid?!" Billy the Kid: *  * "I need 2 men!" (for a game of poker) Bill and Ted: "We'll do it, Mr. The Kid!" Billy the Kid: "Okay. Here's the rules. What I win, I keep! What YOU win, I keep!" Bill and Ted: *they briefly consider the offer* ".......sounds good, Mr. The Kid!" ---- *Bill and Ted are attempting to understand the encounter they just had with their future selves and Rufus at the Circle K* Bill: "Ted, we have seen some crazy and MOST EXCELLENT things, but NOTHING as BODACIOUS as what just happened." Ted: "Dude, I don't know if we should do this....." Bill: "But dude, we just told ourselves to trust this guy!" Ted: "Yeah......................but what if we were lying?" Bill: *in deep thought* "................why would we lie to ourselves?" ----- LOL There are so many great qoutes from that movie. It's awesome. |
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Post by The Shadow on Nov 11, 2004 10:51:07 GMT -5
LOL! "Why would we lie to ourselves?" I like... Policeman:  "Why do you claim to be Sigmund Freud?!" Freud: "Vy do you claim zat I am not Sigmund Freud?" Policeman: Freud: "Tell me about your mother." Then, of course, there's my signature here at sbsunited. *see below* |
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Post by DEATH on Nov 12, 2004 11:39:38 GMT -5
okay, this just happened like 30 seconds ago.... i'm usually on a kiosk during the day, a kiosk being the "do whatever you want to" computers in the commons area at OTC. we happen to have an ATM machine about 5 feet to the left of the kiosk i'm at, which is where this BIZARRE dialougue just happened: *guy and his girlfriend walk up to the ATM* *guy puts ATM card into machine* Guy: "okay......umm.....checking account....*presses button*... ........withdraw......*presses button*..... ....30 BILLION DOLLARS.......*frantically presses buttons*......" ATM machine: "We are processing your transaction..." Girl: "What are you doing?" Me: * , trying to contain laughter at the randomness* ATM machine: "......We're sorry, but your account has an insufficient amount of funds to meet your withdrawl. Please enter a new withdrawl." Guy: * angrily presses the CANCEL button* "grrr.....I HATE THESE THINGS!" Girl: ".......let's go get something from the cafeteria...." Me: * * |
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Post by The Shadow on Nov 12, 2004 12:09:21 GMT -5
lol "30 BILLION DOLLARS!" lol Last night... Old guy on phone: "Well, I'm going to hang up, and I can't say I've enjoyed talking with you tonight." Shady: "Okay, you have a good evening, sir..."  |
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Post by DEATH on Nov 19, 2004 15:29:25 GMT -5
here's a good one, fresh off the text of my Western Civ. exam, typed by my instructor himself. "65. Explain 3 of the principles the Romans used to protect their fast empire." FAST empire? I'm thinking he meant VAST, and answered it as such. Comparitavely, the empire of Alexander was MUCH faster than any Roman expansion, but, the phrase has now been coined. [glow=red,2,300] :-/ALL THINGS FAST SHALL NOW BE REFERRED TO AS ROMAN! [/glow] |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Nov 19, 2004 16:52:28 GMT -5
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Post by The Shadow on Nov 23, 2004 9:55:15 GMT -5
That site IS funny. I looked at it before church Sunday...it made me laugh...ha!
Along the lines of what Brett posted, I have decided to begin recording my two-minute surveys (as opposed to the standard five) as very ROMAN surveys.
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 7, 2004 12:12:41 GMT -5
From work: Shady: *enters downtown Gallup location for weekend hours* T-Bone: "Hooray! It's Swastika Sheldon!" Uninitiated Interviewers: |
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