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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Aug 12, 2004 16:03:36 GMT -5
not the peasant guy, the other one...if that helps...
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 12, 2004 16:32:03 GMT -5
Ah, Jean Reno, then. Of course, the real problem is I've never heard of Onimusha.
This great old quote, sure to please all enduring The Flirterpot's advances during Ascent:
(this is back from when Andy worked at Top Grade)
Fletcher: "So Andy, how long you been a phone whore?"
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Aug 12, 2004 16:36:21 GMT -5
at least I think it's Onimusha...it's some samurai game set in the future in France or something like that...
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Aug 12, 2004 16:38:36 GMT -5
Who doesn't like Janet Reno?
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 12, 2004 16:50:33 GMT -5
POST A QUOTE.  (I like Janet Reno; she's a tall glass of water...)  |
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Post by McGee on Aug 14, 2004 22:39:54 GMT -5
You cant like Janet Reno because she is a tall glass of water. you are scared of water and soap.
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 16, 2004 11:28:21 GMT -5
You've been talking to VORBOB, haven't you?
Perhaps she's a tall glass of sewage then. Yes, I think that works.
Quote from my favorite vampire film of all time:
Vampire-hunter: *pulls out cross.*
Vampire: "Sorry, sport; I'm an atheist."
Vampire-hunter: "Jesus loves you anyway." *flicks knife blade out of cross and stabs vampire in eye.*
Later:
Vampire (attempting to kill vampire-hunter with silver stake): "Eye for an eye, sucka!" *stake burns into vampire's hand.* "Owwwwww!"
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Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
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Post by McGee on Aug 18, 2004 21:16:05 GMT -5
lol  |
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Post by DEATH on Aug 18, 2004 22:42:08 GMT -5
from King of The Hill Dale's ignorant wife: "Hunny, where have you been?!" Dale (lying) : "Uhhhhhhh......I've been up at the Gun club....playing Russian Roulette..." Dale's ignorant wife: *Begins to smile* "Oh, that's great hunny! Did you win?" Dale:  |
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 19, 2004 10:08:37 GMT -5
Math teacher: *works out wattage problem* "So the answer is 1,004 watts." Shady: "1.21 gigawatts!" Class: |
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 19, 2004 10:47:59 GMT -5
Oooo! Oooo! This one just in! (It's the reason I'm down here in the Student Center instead of the lab...  ) Lab crone: "Excuse me..." Shady: *knowing himself to be screwed* "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" |
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Post by DEATH on Aug 27, 2004 1:21:46 GMT -5
*Gibbs family assembles at gas station* Brett (noting this guy walking to his car): "Woah....that dude looks like Joseph Stalin" Julie: "Joseph Stalin? That name sounds familiar....." Brett: " I HOPE it does!" Julie: "hmmmm.......wasn't he a famous guitarist?" *Entire family erupts into laughter* Brett (trying very hard not to continue laughing): ".....No....he's the greatest mass murderer in the history of mankind.....NOT a famous guitarist....." |
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 27, 2004 14:34:43 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Aug 27, 2004 16:35:14 GMT -5
 Loook!!!! |
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 27, 2004 21:21:35 GMT -5
Dude, that is Jean Reno!
Whoa!
That's just weird.
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