drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville 
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
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Post by drews02 on Sept 18, 2004 18:49:24 GMT -5
Josiah:
"blfththtththt..."
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Post by DEATH on Sept 21, 2004 0:19:50 GMT -5
this is demented, but AWESOME, and not really a qoute. on CBS World News, or whatever they call the Constant Bull-*poop* station's nightly news, after a long drawn-out, and disgusting half-apology for the slandering of the president of the united states (though note that dan rather is willing to aplogize to the public, but not the president), CBS then turned to slandering police and ran a story on people who have got killed by tazors used by police officers. somehow, i think if police would use actual firearms like back in the good old days, the fatality rate would be slightly higher. but anyways.... the first man killed by a tazor to be mentioned was shot with it. he was shot with it exactly 9 times!  one has to wonder if officer strong bad was the bad cop! "I'm going to shoot you with a tazor. I'm going to do it NINE TIMES......"  |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Sept 21, 2004 8:41:42 GMT -5
man, i'd give up after being shot the first time.
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 21, 2004 9:03:23 GMT -5
lol Didn't David Spade's personal assistant zap him with one a bunch of times in the middle of the night? It was kind of spontaneous, too...he's just like, "Hey, I'm gonna go zap my boss...see what happens...I'm fired?  " |
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drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
Posts: 85
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Post by drews02 on Sept 22, 2004 18:10:34 GMT -5
"I went to Wyoming and got stuck in some Cowboy's Crack."
not sure who said it first, but we were all thinking it.
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drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
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Post by drews02 on Sept 24, 2004 13:54:39 GMT -5
One time I was putting Emily to bed then going to go to my office for a couple minutes. She was all giggly, like DEATH's Wal-mart managers when they've been sniffing the wd40 in the automotive dep.
When I told her I was going to my office, she got really serious and grabbed my face (not the back of it, though) all of a sudden. She looked at me really intently, like she was extrememly worried and said, "Dad. If you see any lions, don't let them into the car."
I didn't.
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 24, 2004 14:29:15 GMT -5
lol
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drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
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Post by drews02 on Sept 26, 2004 15:49:26 GMT -5
Recent conversation at the Auburn football game with Stephanie, Jennifer, and Dakota...
"Do you like cars, Dakota?"
"Yes."
"Do you like trains?"
"Yes."
"Do you like the football game?"
"Yes. And BUTTERFLIES!"
Please, no one tell him about my dad's paperweight!
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 4, 2004 8:40:30 GMT -5
That quote, as told to me by Stephanie, made it into the August/September SU... |
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Post by DEATH on Oct 4, 2004 10:33:00 GMT -5
Julie (from her room, talking to her earrings before church): "GET IN MY EAR!!!!!!!!  " ....and later, after church, talking to an insect that mom had randomly put in her hair: "AHHHHHHHHHH!  GET OUT OF MY HAIR!!" |
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drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
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Post by drews02 on Oct 4, 2004 11:14:50 GMT -5
Emily at another HS football game. She took Jennifer's hair clip and stuck it in her hair, then put her's in Jennifer's hair...
"How do I look now...pretty Jenniferish?"
Later, "Let's trade back Jennifer, you're not that good at being Emily-ish"
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 5, 2004 12:37:55 GMT -5
LOL! As for Emily and Jennifer...hopefully neither of them are all that good at being Keenanish.   |
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drews02
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"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
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Post by drews02 on Oct 5, 2004 14:02:52 GMT -5
No, but I saw a mormon eat kelp with chopsticks |
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drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
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Post by drews02 on Oct 6, 2004 10:58:14 GMT -5
This quote is not from a person, but an organization: WorldVision. They are the ones who started the 30 Hour Famine thing.
I just got a card in the mail from them that says this:
"Get your FREE Krispy Kreme gift certificate when you ask for more information about World Vision's 30 Hour Famine."
It's not just me right?
...Hey kid, wanta doughnut? Then starve yourself for 30 hours!...
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