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Post by The Shadow on Jun 3, 2004 9:07:28 GMT -5
I will have to refrain from amorous involvement with you at the moment, Udey...in fact, most of my exercises in that regard involve hiding from my rapacious Greek cat. So, sorry; I guess I'm taken.
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Post by DEATH on Jun 3, 2004 23:19:32 GMT -5
set me on fire,
if that is your desire,
i am very odd indeed,
because when i'm really tired like this,
and i'm trying to think of random nonsense,
the word FIRE repeatedly pops into my head for no obvious reason,
i am not a pyro,
i maybe set 1 or 2 fires a month these days,
and being on fire wouldn't be very neat,
so scratch that idea,
instead,
go outside and put the t-tops on my car,
cause i'm too freaking tired to do it,
this is not a limerick,
but i'll think of a good one later...
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 20, 2004 8:26:41 GMT -5
Ohhhhhhhhhhh...
I'm a Mormon wife and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and get married all day.
I'm a Mormon wife and I'm okay,
'Cause marryin' nine times is the Mormon way!
I live in Utah,
I eat cole slaw,
I worship Brigham Young.
I sang in Tabernacle,
'Til I collapsed a lung.
I'm a Mormon wife and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and get married all day.
I'm a Mormon wife and I'm okay,
'Cause marryin' nine times is the Mormon way!
I'm not Amish,
I'm not Jewish,
I'm not Jehovah's Witness.
I like to dance the Mormon,
Out in the WILLLLLLLLLLLLLDERNESS!
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McGee
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville 
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Wonder what this does?
Posts: 245
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Post by McGee on Aug 2, 2004 21:45:10 GMT -5
thats the best number 1 in the world!!!!  |
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 3, 2004 8:00:07 GMT -5
lol
Widely requested, it is.
*Drops into Mormon-dancing position and begins shuffling wildly.*
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drews02
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
"You're a good man Charlie Brown"
Posts: 85
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Post by drews02 on Oct 5, 2004 8:38:16 GMT -5
There once was a boy who claimed to be king
of an Indian land that they called Wyoming.
He postured and pranced.
He then mormon danced.
He stepped in a hole
And ate with one bowl
Then the crack of a cowboy just swallowed him whole.
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