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Post by The Shadow on Dec 10, 2004 12:16:02 GMT -5
Yeah...that's why I tacked on a reconsideration phrase there...but you don't see me going and blowing away David Ellefson for not wanting to do The System Has Failed with Mustaine, despite being the other cofounder who'd stuck with Megadeth that long.
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Post by DEATH on Dec 10, 2004 12:23:15 GMT -5
Yeah...that's why I tacked on a reconsideration phrase there...but you don't see me going and blowing away David Ellefson for not wanting to do The System Has Failed with Mustaine, despite being the other cofounder who'd stuck with Megadeth that long. indeed. the man still is one of the most buttcrackinest, jackapplestic jackturds of recent history. it's unfortunate that he was shot to death by the police. I would have preferred to see him dismembered by the angry crowd. |
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 10, 2004 12:25:27 GMT -5
Very true. And it would have happened very shortly; and we'd all be able to watch it on iFilm.com.
'Cause they show bizarre things like that.
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 10, 2004 12:59:15 GMT -5
don't to michaelsavage.com cause watching actual decapitations has disturbed me for life
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 10, 2004 13:09:52 GMT -5
That guy has a website?
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 10, 2004 13:15:04 GMT -5
 THIS LIBERAL TEACHER BEHIND ME MUST ASPLODE. "There's no historical evidence of Jesus or even any governor named Pontius Pilate." Then what biography of Pilate did I read a couple years back that cited Roman records of governor Pilate, veteran equestruus of the Roman aristocratic officers (20 years active service!) whose governorship over Jerusalem is VERY well documented, as well as his battle with Jewish zealots at Mt. Sinai and eventual posting to some colonial island? Not to mention his scribe's recording of his interview with this one Jesus prisoner dude from Galilee arraigned on charges of heresy... And apparently the book of Luke is not accurate at all and based on a Roman cult.
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Post by DEATH on Dec 10, 2004 14:00:37 GMT -5
THIS LIBERAL TEACHER BEHIND ME MUST ASPLODE. "There's no historical evidence of Jesus or even any governor named Pontius Pilate." Then what biography of Pilate did I read a couple years back that cited Roman records of governor Pilate, veteran equestruus of the Roman aristocratic officers (20 years active service!) whose governorship over Jerusalem is VERY well documented, as well as his battle with Jewish zealots at Mt. Sinai and eventual posting to some colonial island? Not to mention his scribe's recording of his interview with this one Jesus prisoner dude from Galilee arraigned on charges of heresy... And apparently the book of Luke is not accurate at all and based on a Roman cult.  Merely the type of ingorant retard who says things like "durr....THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN HUNDREDS OF YEARS AFTER THE EVENTS BY PEOPLE WHO NEVER KNEW THE CHARACTERS...durr". The amount of archealogical evidence that supports the HISTORICAL accuracy of the Old Testament AND New Testament is not even debate able. I mean, I can cite credible arch. dig evidence to support the historical accuracy of EXODUS. And what's more far fetched, EXODUS or the Gospel of Matthew? |
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 10, 2004 14:05:22 GMT -5
Heck, there're mentions of Exodus and even Moses in the Egyptian Book of the Dead's records portion...and isn't it odd that all the ancient mythologies, from the Vikings to the Japanese to the Babylonians to the Sumerians to the Africans to the American Indians all agree that there was a massive flood that wiped out all but a tiny portion of mankind, when there was no way those tribes could communicate with each other and/or copy each others' histories?
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 10, 2004 14:22:52 GMT -5
Oh that crazy Gilgamesh...
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 11, 2004 9:13:13 GMT -5
Yeah, the Epic of Gilgamesh took me all of 20 minutes to read. Seriously...I zipped through it in my kitchen while waiting for Mike to pick me up for TP'03.
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 12, 2004 20:21:46 GMT -5
LOL...I got bored with it cause it are SUX
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 13, 2004 9:16:48 GMT -5
It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't retell every guy's freaking life story every time he introduces himself. "He told him of his hardships and his journey thus far." would work so much better than "I am called Gilgamesh, wearer of the thong of Babylon, slayer of the boar of the western wilderness; it was I who lived in hermitude for twenty-three years and sixteen days before I became friends with Eloch. He and I together did enter the city and play pat-a-cake together, and when he was abducted from my chambers one foggy eve, it was I whose heart did break." "Your story makes my heart flutter, and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting." |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Dec 13, 2004 12:40:44 GMT -5
"Look at me, i'm Gilgamesh. I lose the flower that'll let me live forever to a snake that eats it". What kind of snake eats flowers of eternal life.
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 14, 2004 8:52:10 GMT -5
No joke...I could understand a goat or a fish or something eating a flower of eternal life, 'cause they kind of have a fun life. But why in the world would you want to be an immortal snake?!  They've got to have the dumbest lifestyle of all of creatures! "OOOOH, LOOK AT ME, I'M A SNAKE! I HAVE TO CRAWL EVERYWHERE I GO LIKE A LITTLE WUSSY BABY! I LIVE IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND! BAAAAH! GIVE ME YOUR FLOWER OF ETERNAL LIFE!!! " |
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Post by The Shadow on Dec 16, 2004 9:58:37 GMT -5
lol
This thread has some great posts, as well. I was looking over the first couple pages and was very much amused by this sequence:
Sheldon:
Hudson:
Thomas:
lol!
I love how after my random story, Hudson just bursts in and blows someone away, then Thomas picks up again like nothing ever happened.
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