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Post by rubbish2005 on Jun 8, 2004 11:11:42 GMT -5
I didnt write all that on skip skip :-
it was my cousin Cradisha <<<<see if u can say dat name! she wanted to be in on the message board so i let her. ;D Read my stuff in my folder rubbish2005
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 8, 2004 14:03:42 GMT -5
I didn't think it was Chelsea...the paragraph actually made some sense, thus ruling out Rubbiiiiiiish!!!...so anyway, I think that today I shall finally scream at the lab supervisors...won't that be fun?
Jeni, I've decided that, as good as German cheese is, nothing compares to garlic Camembert (did you have any Camembert in Europe, Thomas?). That, coupled with the fact that I've never actually had any German cheese (I've had Swiss...and American...and British...and French...but no German) has spurred me to the following decision:
[glow=blue,17,300]YOU[/glow], Jeni "Default II" Adams, are nothing but a LIAR!!!
You have deluded me into believing in the almighty German cheese, never bothering to remind me that garlic Camembert has no equal! For this, I sentence you to BURNING AT THE RPG STAKE!!!
*Sheldonette, Dr. Editorrr, and Bjorg burst in, hog-tie Jeni, and carry her to the RPG Thread, where she is to be burned as a heretic.*
Thus begins the SS civil war (or, for Chevy-worshippers' benefit, the *curly letter**curly letter* civil war).
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rubbish2005
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Post by rubbish2005 on Jun 14, 2004 13:29:32 GMT -5
Chelsea not rubbish Dightman is wondering why are u so>>>>>>>>  at Jeni? |
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 16, 2004 8:29:25 GMT -5
*Bjorg resumes gelatinous state and is fired into Rubbish2005, killing her instantly.*
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McGee
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Post by McGee on Jun 23, 2004 15:23:22 GMT -5
OK i am back from the horrible junior cadet boot camp. quite interesting and i had fun. anyways.....
sorry sheldon i had no idea or no clue about garlic Camembert. i guess it never came to me. but you cant just give up on german cheese. it could be out there. never lose faith my faithless one. lol. i am not a liar, by the way.
* Default 2 comes to life and uses her defense tactics she learns at camp and beats the holy german cheese out of Sheldonette, Dr. Editorrr, and Bjorg.*
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 25, 2004 13:25:50 GMT -5
*The Chronicler, brave ambassador of the Powers That Be, warps into SS Thread to inform Default 2 (apparently a separate entity from Default II) that the SS leader must have been employing her much-lauded defense techniques on either thin air or REMNANT SOULS, as Sheldonette, Dr. Editorrr, and Bjorg have already returned to the RPG Thread. Default 2 must, therefore, travel to the appropriate thread in order to mount any sort of attack against the Sheldon half of the PTB. On a grammatical note, The Chronicler applauds Default 2 on her correct spelling of the good Doktor's name; and on a political note, he declares Jeni's faction to be the Squad Shadow Royalists, as opposed to Sheldonette's Splinter Squad Shadow, or SSS, or S3. Correspondingly, he returns to the RPG Thread to request famed War of Independence spy Nathan Hale to assist the PTB and S3 against them thar Royalists.*
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McGee
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Post by McGee on Jun 27, 2004 20:30:49 GMT -5
oh thats just great!
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 19, 2004 13:57:37 GMT -5
It is, actually...I think you just got burned. I don't remember; it's been a long time...I have a rock in my head. I'm going to go to sleep now.
I'm a Mormon wife and I'm okayyyyy...
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McGee
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Post by McGee on Jul 21, 2004 14:48:47 GMT -5
...........sleep all night and get married all day...........
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 21, 2004 22:32:54 GMT -5
lol
...'cause marryin' nine times is the Mormon way...
Hooray, even Jeni does it now. I'm so proud. We're takin' this song all the way to Broadway!
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 22, 2004 8:25:48 GMT -5
BTW, Jeni, you were, in fact, burninated, shortly before Colonel Shadow discarded his old REGIME and sent Spanky the anvil/secretary to get a new one. I just checked. Sorry.  |
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Post by McGee on Jul 26, 2004 15:43:13 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! but i have been married nine times isnt that enough...............i dont knwo where that came from.
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 26, 2004 21:52:38 GMT -5
Really? When were you baptized "In the waters of Mormon"? Hmmm...
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 27, 2004 8:40:58 GMT -5
Since this thread is way off-topic as it is, I have decided to introduce the Ron Burgundy Advice Column...those of you who don't believe that it will help you in any way are invited to review the following samples of The Wisdom of Ron Burgundy As Applied to Everyday Life:
Small kid in Sheldon's VBS group is disciplined by The Shades and begins to cry.
Sheldon: "Grant (though it's not the kid's name), if I gave you some money out of my wallet, would it ease the pain?"
Kid: *brightens up immediately.*
Fletcher and Sheldon struggle to defeat a massive Persian assault involving war elephants, siege engines, horse archers, and hordes of swordsmen, pikemen, and skirmishers on Age of Empires II (Sheldon, by the way, leading the Huns as Emperor Ron Burgundy). Finally, they push back the Muslims and begin regrouping their forces.
Sheldon: "Well, that escalated quickly, didn't it? I mean, that REALLY got out of control fast!"
After Fletcher remarks that he found Anchorman to be slightly vulgar (rather hypocritical, considering his IM's to me during AoE II, Delta Force II, Ghost Recon, and Age of Mythology), Sheldon is, for no obvious reason, slapped rather vigorously.
Sheldon: "Knights of Columbus that hurt!"
Fletcher enters Sheldon's computer room and randomly jacks him in the throat before resuming his gaming.
Sheldon: "I'm gonna shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun when you're not looking, that's what I'm gonna do."
Fletcher retrieves can of Skoal Tobacco.
Fletcher: "I don't like this stuff quite as much as Copenhagen, 'cause the pouches aren't quite as strong, so they come open in your mouth a lot. It smells pretty strong, though, doesn't it?" *extends open can to Sheldon's face.
Sheldon: "Yes, it's quite pungent; stings the nostrils. Bryan, to be honest, that smells like pure gasoline."
IT WORKED FOR ME, IT CAN WORK FOR YOU ("60% of the time, it works...all the time.")! BEGIN ASKING NOW!
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 27, 2004 11:07:56 GMT -5
And this one just in... Some unknown teacher passes Sheldon in the SCC hallway and says: "Hi, how you doin'?" Sheldon: "Aaaahhhh, I'm in a glass case of emotion!" Teacher: *assumes facial expression interpreted roughly as  * |
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