McGee
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville 
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Wonder what this does?
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Post by McGee on Sept 12, 2004 16:20:15 GMT -5
lol thats just awesome! lol
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Sept 12, 2004 20:12:54 GMT -5
Baptist Polo? Polo is reserved for cults only
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 13, 2004 8:36:49 GMT -5
Of course, I've always viewed BAPTISTS as a cult.
lol
Speaking of Baptists...Brett, what'd you do for your birthday Saturday?
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Post by DEATH on Sept 13, 2004 11:02:21 GMT -5
Of course, I've always viewed BAPTISTS as a cult. lol Speaking of Baptists...Brett, what'd you do for your birthday Saturday? Well........firstly, I woke up when the dog ran into my bedroom and jumped all over me.....then my madre made pancakes for breakfast, which I inhaled....after giving my lungs about 30 seconds to recover, I left for work. On the way to work, the Missouri Highway Patrol decided to give me their present by pulling me over for absolutely no reason and making me late to work: Officer (looking into the car at this point): "Um, sir...do you have your seatbelt on?" Brett: ".........yes......." (thinking  , as he could plainly see if i did or not) Officer: "oh, well, it LOOKED like you didn't" (myself again thinking , as he was on the shoulder facing the other direction, and I drove by at 60 mph) Brett: "well..... i did......" Officer: "oh. well........the traffic is noisy, so let's go back to my car to talk...." (in the car) Officer (attempting to justify pulling me over): "Well, uh, make sure to wear your seatbelt, and drive safely, because there is a lot of traffic out here....have a good day, Mr. Gibbs" ---- After that whole bizarre and frustrating incident, i called wal-mart, which since they are the stingy-est, buttcrackenest place to work at, demanded over the phone that i put the officer on, to prove the legitimacy of my tardiness, which makes them purely GAY. i informed them that i had since pulled back onto the road and left, and that i tend not to make calls on my cell phone when policemen are attempting to talk to me. i worked at wal-mart from 11 am (well, about 11:20...) till 8 PM. at 8, i purchased 3 PC games for a mere $22, thanks to my keen eyes and my associate discount. the games i purchased were Hot Rod Magazine's "American Street Drag" which is AWESOME (a modern version of Street Rod, except about a million times more realistic....though if you're not a mechanic, you'll be pretty confused...you actually BUILD the motors and everything.....like individually, by parts....very very cool!), as well as American Muscle Illegal Street Racing by Activision, and 4x4 offroad racing by the same company. Both of the drag racing games are awexome, unfortunately, you have to worry about police in the activision one....but that CAN be entertaining. i will take a break from my trip through the day to praise Hot Rod's american street drag. it is totally awexome! you can modify EVERYTHING, engine, tranny, exhaust, suspension, lights, wheels, radio. the selection in motor parts is excellent, and they also offer nitrous oxide!!!!! plus, you can play it over the net and race other people's creations for money on the game (or parts or even pink slips, in typical racing fashion.....which has drawbacks.....yesterday some buttcracker raced me, and betted his motor oil and headlights on the race! and lost! who bets MOTOR OIL?! OR HEADLIGHTS?! ) now, back to the story..... after that, i went out to the parking lot, and some guy from reliable chevrolet is standing beside my car. after i get into it and start it, he begins to interrogate me on how long i've had the car, how i got it, and so on, because apparently "AN IDENTICAL" camaro was stolen off the lot from reliable. totally bizarre. after i managed to beat the posessed salesman off with my wal-mart name tag, i finally went home for a night of bowling and pizza with the family, and then drag racing for hours on the computer. THE END |
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 13, 2004 11:54:46 GMT -5
i managed to beat the posessed salesman off with my wal-mart name tag lol DIDJA STICK 'IM?! Well, happy birthday, rather late, because last weekend was so much of a drunken blurry haze that I wasn't aware what the date was at any given point. Better than Labor Day Weekend, where I wasn't sure what month it was, and even had some confusion over which century I was born in. My weekends are getting weirder and weirder. I mean, my idea of a good time yesterday was to compare grocery prices and help Tramp III organize shelves. What's wrong with me? On a side note, all, I got my job and shall start next week, and it shall be AWEXOME. |
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McGee
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Wonder what this does?
Posts: 245
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Post by McGee on Sept 13, 2004 21:16:49 GMT -5
Happy Belate Birthday Brett and Congrats on your new job sheldon. Welcome to the world it sucks. lol
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 14, 2004 8:55:23 GMT -5
Eggs?
So do I make more than you, Jeni? ;D
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 14, 2004 17:23:51 GMT -5
By the way, people, my head wound BLED today! That's crazy! I didn't even touch it!
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McGee
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Wonder what this does?
Posts: 245
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Post by McGee on Sept 14, 2004 17:41:39 GMT -5
LOL is that a good  or bad  thing? |
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 14, 2004 18:05:19 GMT -5
Well, I guess it was bad, because it happened after math class and, thusly, didn't get me out.
Y'know, I think he hit a nerve or something when he conked me, 'cause it's been hurting for the weirdest things.
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Post by DEATH on Sept 15, 2004 12:18:48 GMT -5
yesterday some buttcracker raced me, and betted his motor oil and headlights on the race! and betted? the ozarks are making me ILLITERATE! |
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McGee
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
Wonder what this does?
Posts: 245
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Post by McGee on Sept 15, 2004 18:09:43 GMT -5
haha thats just great. what did you say
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 16, 2004 8:34:38 GMT -5
"Illiterate"...that reminds me of an SCC lab story...
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Sept 16, 2004 9:20:28 GMT -5
I remember when I wahs een de Nahvey...
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 16, 2004 11:23:42 GMT -5
And we had one illiterate Ozarkian to last the whoooooooolllllllllllllle week.
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or bad 
thing?