THE OFFICIAL ROLE PLAYING THREAD

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oh, and i nearly forgot. ... we wear black hoods with black coats. so noone else can wear that... well, they could. it would just be weird.

[GAH(s)]

*GAH(s) reminds General Grimmace that he can't have the best anti-aircraft system in the world, since GAH(s) has already laid an unchallengeable claim on this. However, General Grimmace is allowed to keep his organizational name as well as the nifty black uniforms. GAH(s) also uses Calvin's Transmorgifier to permanently change General Grimmace into a eunuch named Pat, a situation that can only be changed if Donkey chooses to light himself on fire and become a wood sprite. A Delta 88 crashes the window of the NWO offices and delivers a Janet Reno payload which wipes out everybody with eyes that was in the complex. The Templars are within moments of defeating the Ninja Wombats when Donkey charges them, then roles down a steep imbankment and is stabbed to death by THE CHINESE PIKEMEN. *

[ActsOfStupidity]

*little does GAH(s) realize is that the NWO only keeps it's offices in cardboard boxes and vans down by the river...
*the NWO hires local chef "Philippe" to cook for them. Philippe's specialty is crepes...all kinds of crepes...lots of them...
*the NWO purchases the biggest skillet in the world to help Philippe create the WORLD'S BIGGEST CREPE
*the WORLD'S BIGGEST CREPE is dropped on the Delta 88 motor pool, causing all of them to be turned into tasty metal morsels used to feed NWO's Childern army

[ActsOfStupidity]

*the NWO vans don't have windows...I forgot to announce that

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gah is a moron. he fails to realize that kkk has the best anti-anti-aircraft guns... not anti-aircraft guns. duh.

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memberships are purchased or i can give them away. all i have to do is ask.

[ActsOfStupidity]

*Destruction trips on his own shoelace...ActsOfStupidity picks up the pieces

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or rather... all you have to do is ask.

[Donkey]

Donkey pimps himself out as a mercenary/prostitute (of the non-sexual kind) to the kkk temporarily, being able to leave at any time.

[DEATH]

*QUESTION MARK MAN, seeing Anger fallen and the first waved of Delta 88's repelled, orders Kirk Hammet to launch the Tour Buses on the PTB offensive that is sure to come*

*DEATH orders the first PTB offensive over the top and to the PTSNB trenches. A row of Dave Mustaine's "AWESOME RIDES", a.k.a. a row a 1987 Chevy G-20 Sport Van with 350 (as seen in the first video) are sent over the top manned by Megadeth fans, followed in the back by THE GREATEST, a.k.a. the famed 1985 GMC Suburban Classic 1500, equipped with a heavily modified 502-inch aluminum block engine and "the nitros....shhhhh", and manned by Vic, as DEATH reserves manning the Camaro for himself at a later time.*

*QUESTION MARK MAN sees the oncoming vans and THE GREATEST and orders Kirk to launch the Tour Buses*

*Heavy Tour Bus fire comes raining down on the first PTB wave, crushing several of the Megadeth fans who can't drive well. Much screaming is heard, during impact, which of course stops when the vans are crushed. After the collision ends, James Hetfield clones get out of the busses and demand the clone drivers show him where they hit black ice. Several Tour Buses impact THE GREATEST, and are turned into small piles of Greek rubble from The Parthenon. Vic also takes great joy in running over several of the James Hetfield clones on the ground. Still 2/3rds strong the first PTB wave advances into the enemy trenches, as PTSNB forces scramble to find ways to repel the coming slaughterers.*

[The Shadow]

*Off-thread character "Sheldon" wonders why he should be accused of logging in as General Grimmace, when originally, he did not actually sign in as the KKK prez, but simply modified his profile information slightly. Sheldonette resurrects self to nod in agreement and issue a slap in the face to General Grimmace for not enclosing his actions within asterisks, then dies again. The Shadow and Bjorg raid Nuremberg to evacuate war criminals Dr. Editorrr and Chronicler, who thank the war god, Ares, for their deliverance by sacrificing Tim Wright to him. The leprechauns are beaten back by an onslaught from Colonel Shadow, and The Shadow realizes that true leprechaun leadership is a must at this point, accordingly resurrecting O'Doyle. O'Doyle charges in and directs the leprechauns to the tour bus catapults, manned by Kirk.*
*Finally, Bjorg decides that he's had enough of being liquid and sucks up the bones from a nearby Megadeth fan's corpse, though he uses a St. Anger fan's arm to replace his maimed left one. (somehow, this Megadeth fan had the same injury as Dave Mustaine) Slash remarks upon the renewed tour bus shower.*
Slash: "This sucks, man. This powerful sucks."

Admin's note: The war must needs end at post #125.

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after being slapped in the face, General Grimmace has 14 childern who all pimpslap judge ito in the back of the face 9 times, each time seen by the naked eye which was really 1.25 billion times in the last second. i think included enough inside jokes in the that. what does needs ends mean sheldon? General Grimmace also refutes the fact that SHADOW

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said that i said that you logged in as me. i didn't say you did... i just was giving warning if you should decide to. you'll be slapped and have billions of kids of your own. General Grimmace then decides to use his anti-anti-aircraft weapons, dubbed beast by some, but others, who claim that GAH(s) car is better say i g.g. owns a boat. anyways, the 1970 buick lesabre retard propeller propells 100 retards into everyone elses camp so that the camps self-destruct in 5 seconds after impact. this can't be time-warped and changed... grimmace and donkey, the only people in kkk are still alive, and the sweethearts that we choose. we know that donkey's is whats-her-face, aka tracy. i don't have a sweetheart, and i am NOT GAY as i know that some people will type... i just am a moron. though at the moment, the only moron alive.

[The Shadow]

*General Grimmace is slapped again for lack of asterisks. The resultant child that slips out of his anus is collected by Bjorg and dubbed Josh. Josh immediately begins growing at an astonishing rate, so much so that in a mere ten minutes he is an exact replica of t'other Josh. Wow. Sheldonette sees only the waste and the terror of it all and wanders into THE WASTELANDS. The leprechauns throw themselves at the tour bus catapults and begin to decimate them; Kirk is cornered by O'Doyle and ordered to surrender. Colonel Shadow grabs a BjorgBlaster and pumps The Shadow full of liquid Swede goodness. The Shadow dies. Meanwhile, The Chronicler and Dr. Editorrr begin raising an army of peasants and training them in the ways of the twig. Sheena, head drill sergeant, assures them that the peasants will be ready by post #105, the incredibly slow process being due to the abundance of retards cluttering up the place.*

[GAH(s)]

*GAH(s) resurrects itself and rekindles its old relationship with MUP(s) spelling doom for all who stand against them. The devious duo call upon Smaug, the death-dealing (not DEATH-dealing) dragon who has a freakishly huge amount of hit points, ungodly range and speed, and a penchant for becoming randomly violent. Smaug burns General Grimmace and his lover, Judge Ito, and Josh is wed to a Palestinian refugee and forced to eat pork at their wedding feast. The resulting outrage prompts the Mossad to assassinate the HMeister, but THE CHINESE PIKEMEN corner the Mossad and O'Doyle, who does NOT rule, and give them the same treatment that Donkey received. Meanwhile, Bjorg makes the mistake of stepping over a 3200 degree Celsius magnesium flare and losing his left arm, tragically. However, this is of far lesser consequence than the fact that the still-ghoulish Shemorgisbjorg's act of cruel patricide, when he phantasmagoriscally pushes on a tottering tour bus and kills Bjorg, his host, and his charred left arm. A team of Ninja Spiders infiltrates the kkk's anti-anti-aircraft batteries and turns them into General Grimmace's Genital Blasters, making them simultaneously the most precise and the most traitorious weapons in the thread. GAH(s) and MUP(s)mirthfully leer at the ensuing pandemonium as Smaug descends on Donkey the pimpish ho and eats him, leaving only a smoldering pair of fishnet stockings to serve as a dim memory of the transvestial beast of burden. The Independent Nation of Bob, outraged at everyone ignoring them, decides to seek revenge by building a piece of cat dung--obtained from Catward and THE LIONS--and smothering all of the NWO's Childern army to death. Michael Jackson is sent to deal with the rampant retard population, but Snedd the Head appears out of nowhere and offs him with a large piece of The LITIGATION. The retards are all herded together and sent to a mine to do manual labor. Slash's epic evaluation of the situation inspires DETH to produce an army of vaccuum cleaners which are the size of Greenland, which he then aims at the PTSNB and removes their speech centers, so that all they are able to do is stumble around moaning, "More whiskey, more WHISKEY!" Tragically, Philippe finds his secret lover, Bjorg, to have passed away and begins a long process of self-immolation in his General Electric toaster oven at 450 degrees Farenheit, only to be intruded upon by a very lonely Catward.*