Mormons sure are fun...

[The Shadow]

In a few minutes, y'all will be treated to highlights from Thomas and Sheldon's romp through the Mormonism Chatroom on Yahoo! But now, I gotta go get a job.

[The Shadow]

OK, here we go...be aware that these are merely highlights...not the entire conversation (that would take sooo long...
And not all of our quips are available; Yahoo! chat only saves so much of the chatroom postings at a time, so you've missed all the earliest messages Thomas and I posted. With that said:

[glow=Yellow,2,300]sheldonshires screams in a mad fit[/glow]
~ Cascada ~: oh DO shut up, Sheldon



~ Cascada ~: at least Catholics don't hack their wife into bits like Mark Hacking did
record_of_the_nephites: I'm sure we could find a few catholic church members that have done their fair share of hacking.
sheldonshires: But when Mormons hack THEIR wives...!
bearhug405: Uhhh Scott Peterson is NOT LDS
sheldonshires: TRIPE!
sheldonshires pokes you in the chest

sheldonshires: Wheels must be lonely.
sheldonshires flirts with wheels186
wheels186 joined the room
sheldonshires: HUZZAH!
sheldonshires grabs wheels186 and dances around the room
wheels186: well, you see, Jesus DID NOT visit the Americas

sheldonshires: You haven't missed all that much, wheels.
wheels186: figures
sheldonshires: But I figured out how to do this:
sheldonshires falls down near wheels186
wheels186: wait, the italian stalion (mormon ver.) is speaking

wheels186: so what did Jesus speak?
sheldonshires: IN TONGUES.

Some other Mormon dude (I added him to the ignore list, so I don't have his exact name or message): "THE MORMONS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ARE THE PHANTOM MORMONS IN YOUR HEAD."
sheldonshires: <<<-----*is slapped and married by PHANTOM MORMON*
sheldonshires: They did it while I was stunned.
wheels186: gross
wheels186: it's like, rape

wheels186: someone give me some golden spectacles, because I can't figure out what record_of_the_nephites is saying

~ Cascada ~: I have a 3 hr "interview" tomorrow morning w/another staffing agency . . . then I have a couple of other ones in downtown
mymamasaysimpretty: I will keep my fingers crossed for you
sheldonshires: <<<<---- *crosses own fingers to ward off PHANTOM MORMON*

record_of_the_nephites: You can try www.mormonfortress.com too
wheels186: mormonfortress?
wheels186: that sounds like some Branch Davidian thing to me
sheldonshires: More like Mormon Continental Rail Station.


Meanwhile...on MSN:
Shady: "Mormons sure are fun!"
Shannon Stemple: "You say that like they're some kind of board game."

Back to chat...
sheldonshires: I know a Jehovah's Witness...he lives in my wallet.
wheels186: so, in moronism, what happens when you die?
wheels186: "Jehovah loves you..." *look at my tie and backpack

bruinguy86: Show me a Mormon that doesn't know their churches doctrine and I'll show you 5 catholics and 4 prodestants that don't know theirs...
(simultaneously with Shady)
wheels186: hey, I'll show you a fish, and you show me a jar of peanut butter
(simultaneously with Thomas)
sheldonshires: Show me a Mormon with poor dancing abilities and I'll show you a big red candle.

wheels186: mormons=goin' to hell

sheldonshires: I heart wheels...they need an emote thingie like that
sheldonshires: "sheldonshires hearts wheels186*
wheels186: loves fish
wheels186 ducks out of the way
sheldonshires: Loves carpet.
wheels186 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
wheels186 screams, "They killed kenny!"
wheels186: I did not scream that
sheldonshires: The Donkey emote thingies!
sheldonshires falls down near wheels186
sheldonshires crashes into wheels186


kermit4jc: um mormon here?
sheldonshires: Um Mormon THERE.
sheldonshires: Um Mormon EVERYWHERE!

sheldonshires: *quoting Donkey* "So if you cross a Mormon with a prostitute, is it a Whoremon?"

reverend_cam: From what I understand, all you mormons will be able to visit us in the lower kingdoms and come to our fab parties
sheldonshires: So what do you think, Reverend?
reverend_cam: about what?
sheldonshires: About Whoremons?
reverend_cam: as long as they stay in heaven, i'm fine with them

[glow=green,2,300]wheels186: is Mormonism a Sexually Trasmitted Disease?[/glow]

There was also some reference to Thomas being unable to eat the Golden Plates of Nephi because he wasn't wearing Golden Braces, but I can't find it.

[The Shadow]

Next Tuesday, when I return to the chatroom, I will be using my new "emotion" thingies. It'll be great. I love 'em.

[x]

hey, try e-mailing me if you are going to get on again... i'm gonna study it up and defeat their feeble arguments

[The Shadow]

lol
I actually haven't been able to get back for sooooo long. SCC has officially turned GAY and refuses to allow any sort of instant messaging. Yes, they are GAY..."I heart firewall...firewall firewall firewall, I love firewall, goes down smooth."

BTW, huzzah for General Grimmace's return!

[x]

firewalls suck bigtime.

[grimmacemain]

been on any exciting chat boards lately?

[DEATH]

I post. I haven't. I haven't been on TEH BOARDS in a while either...