KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN May 5, 2005 9:39:20 GMT -5

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Post by The Shadow on May 5, 2005 9:39:20 GMT -5

THE SHADES' MOST ANTICIPATED FILM OF 2006 OPENS TOMORROW, MAY 6TH!!!

That's right; tomorrow, at the Douglas Grand Theatre in Lincoln, Kingdom of Heaven will receive attendance from none other than Thomas B. Wheeler, Esq., Jeni J. Adams, Non-Esq., and Sheldon G. Shires, Qse.

I've been waiting for this movie since I first heard about it last spring...this will be sexy beyond compare! Thomas and I shall, of course, be preparing properly by viewing Life of Brian, the cinematographic (SVOBODA!!!) antithesis to Ridley Scott's (Gladiator, Black Hawk Down, Matchstick Men, Aliens, etc.) most recent film, which already has anti-Christians across the country extremely pissed.

Good times! Good times!

Dust.
Wind.
Dude.

x Whitey! Posts: 100	KINGDOM OF HEAVEN May 10, 2005 20:25:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by x on May 10, 2005 20:25:16 GMT -5 it does rock. me and dave went and saw it last night!!! it rules!!!
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The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	KINGDOM OF HEAVEN May 12, 2005 10:08:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on May 12, 2005 10:08:08 GMT -5 It was a worthy enough film to receive a rather large spot in the May SU...huzzah!
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

McGee Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville Wonder what this does? Posts: 245	KINGDOM OF HEAVEN May 18, 2005 15:06:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by McGee on May 18, 2005 15:06:19 GMT -5 if i wasnt so tired maybe i would vote.
	~They came out naked they can stay naked.~ ~AWKWARD huh?~

lawnmower Moderator IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Posts: 139	KINGDOM OF HEAVEN Apr 2, 2007 18:34:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lawnmower on Apr 2, 2007 18:34:40 GMT -5 This is for Sheldon Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you, you have made me what I am annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I am yours
	"True wisdom comes in knowing that you know NOTHING" thats us dude!

Humming is good for you.... Cleric of the Inner Temple of Postville thats right. bite your tongue Posts: 174	KINGDOM OF HEAVEN Apr 3, 2007 18:40:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Humming is good for you.... on Apr 3, 2007 18:40:02 GMT -5 i have never fallen asleep during a movie in a movie theater in my life! But kingdom of heaven did it for me right off the bat! plus i had just seen troy so, in my mind, orlando bloom was still a pansy.

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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN Apr 4, 2007 17:18:49 GMT -5

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Post by The Shadow on Apr 4, 2007 17:18:49 GMT -5

What do you mean, "was"? I just watched this movie again and realized that I only like watching stuff die in it...that and I still think about the whole "Brides of Christ" quote and laugh myself silly.

As for you, Julie...please accept this garland of mine as a token of my undying love and patronage or something.

Dust.
Wind.
Dude.

DEATH Grand Master of the Temple of Postville ??? Posts: 887	KINGDOM OF HEAVEN Apr 4, 2007 21:12:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEATH on Apr 4, 2007 21:12:29 GMT -5 Transgendered mock love poetry is a strange thing to behold.
	"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP" "I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	KINGDOM OF HEAVEN Apr 5, 2007 0:00:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on Apr 5, 2007 0:00:43 GMT -5 SILENCE, WENCH!
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

Post by The Shadow on May 5, 2005 9:39:20 GMT -5

Post by x on May 10, 2005 20:25:16 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on May 12, 2005 10:08:08 GMT -5

Post by McGee on May 18, 2005 15:06:19 GMT -5

Post by lawnmower on Apr 2, 2007 18:34:40 GMT -5

Post by Humming is good for you.... on Apr 3, 2007 18:40:02 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on Apr 4, 2007 17:18:49 GMT -5

Post by DEATH on Apr 4, 2007 21:12:29 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on Apr 5, 2007 0:00:43 GMT -5

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