Post by The Shadow on Apr 30, 2004 13:52:43 GMT -5
BWARFLARDENHAGEN passed away today (or at least his account did). In remembrance of this incredibly annoying "jacktard", I have composed a poem citing a few of his many accomplishments. You are all invited to contribute your own verses (just try to find something that rhymes with BWARFLARDENHAGEN 
).
Ode to BWARFLARDENHAGEN
Alas, poor BWARFLARDENHAGEN;
For we all know that he wore leggin's.
But sadly, he will post no more,
Oh, what in the world did he come here for?
Goodbye, dear BWARFLARDENHAGEN;
Don't come back here, we're beggin'.
We will always remember you,
Though we'll try our darndest not to.
Beaten up, was BWARFLARDENHAGEN;
'Cause he's scrawny, like Clay Aiken.
A police lineup revealed the attacker,
When our local victim pointed at her.
Is he gone, that BWARFLARDENHAGEN?
Or could it be that he's just fakin'?
Maybe he's gone, and maybe he's not...
I hope he is, that silly sot.
).Ode to BWARFLARDENHAGEN
Alas, poor BWARFLARDENHAGEN;
For we all know that he wore leggin's.
But sadly, he will post no more,
Oh, what in the world did he come here for?
Goodbye, dear BWARFLARDENHAGEN;
Don't come back here, we're beggin'.
We will always remember you,
Though we'll try our darndest not to.
Beaten up, was BWARFLARDENHAGEN;
'Cause he's scrawny, like Clay Aiken.
A police lineup revealed the attacker,
When our local victim pointed at her.
Is he gone, that BWARFLARDENHAGEN?
Or could it be that he's just fakin'?
Maybe he's gone, and maybe he's not...
I hope he is, that silly sot.
