Sporadic MSN convos

[DEATH]

[glow=red,2,300]ALL FUTURE BIZARRE MSN CONVERSATIONS WITH ME WILL END UP HERE![/glow]

[DEATH]

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
stoof?

KC..."I'm Chandler...could I BE wearing any more clothes?" says:
huh?

KC..."I'm Chandler...could I BE wearing any more clothes?" says:
stoof backwards is foots

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
i see

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
pennystick backwards is kcitsynnep

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
and a liberal backwards is someone who roots for America

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
brb

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
I ARE

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
hey

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:


KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
Baboon?

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
*Babboon?

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
hmmm

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
F**d backwards is drof

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
yes. and chevrolet backwards is telorvech

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
*vehc

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
oops

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
peanut butte is good

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
doesn't DEATH agree?

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
nope

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
sorry

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
i don't eat peanut butte much

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
not "butte"-iful enough for you?

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
uh....

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
(Sarcastic smiley)

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
is YOUR food attractive?

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
ha...ha...*cricket noise*

KC...I've been deserted...no one is talking to me says:
i was just trying to play on my misspelling

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
*steps on cricket and accuses donkey of cheating on his girl with FOOD*

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
well it is quite obvious i prefer her...see the pic?

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
*chirpity chirp* says the other cricket

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
*chirp & a 1/2"

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
" = *

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
(black sheep) + (car) = (pizza)

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
hmmmm

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
(rose) (present) (envelope) (cat)

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
no

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
mine makes sense

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
if you run over a sheep, you can make pizza out of it

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
DEATH backwards is HTAED

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
and is an anagram of HATED

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
and is also an anagram of TEDAH which, in my mind sounds like "TADA!"

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
oh yeah

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
well KC is an anagram of CK!

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
which is short for Calvin Klein

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
sometimes

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
and CK is KC backwards...and KCK (meaning Kansas City, Kansas) is a palindrome!

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
and donkey is a homonym of dalkhe

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
palindromemordnilap is a palindrome

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
no...because homonyms sound THE SAME

KC...i could circumnavigate the globe twice before i could load a page at 9.6 KBPS! says:
not similar

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
yep

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
dalkhe and donkey

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
THEY ARE THE SAME

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
Donkey is just a homonym of GAY

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
but you prononcue the l and n...

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
lol...no

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
you're thinking of synoynmy

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
*synonym

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
no

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
which is almost a palindrome

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
HOMO

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
HOMONYM

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
kind of like how DEATH is a heteronym of HOT GIRLS

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
oh...of course, heteronym isn't a real word.

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
no, YOU ARE

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
i am what?

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
well, i can tell for certain that you are most certainly NOT a bazooka

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
though it IS a popular myth

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
and i am NOT a fireman, etc.

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
most certainly, though your foriegn policies about water dispersal from chemistry 1 would seem to make you a good candidate for one

DEATH - HIRED!!!! says:
"i shot you with water because you shot yourself!!"

KC...i start work at pot grade monday...oops! i meant top grade! says:
lol

[DEATH]

and a new one from thomas and i:

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
I HATE MUSLIMS

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
me too

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
dude, this guy I talk to is from Kuait

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
THEY ARE GOING TO BURN IN THE POT OF ETERNAL BURNINATING LIQUID FIRE STUFF

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
and he's muslim

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
yep

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
and let me tell you

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
that's one nasty pot

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
don't smoke it

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
don't even THINK about smoking it

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
dangit!

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
you beat me to it!

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i was gonna say that!

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
LOL

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
YES

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
I told my RA that I was a heroin addict

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
and I don't know why...

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
you should of told him you had a substance abuse problem with....

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
....smoking marshmellows

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
or smoking WHITIES

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i wonder

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
WHITEYS

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
I mean

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
would smoked marshmellows taste good?

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
i'm tired

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
yes, yes they would

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i bet they would give you good marshmellowy breath

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
dude, have you read about what sheldon and I did in a mormon chatroom?

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
lol, yes

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
it was great

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
great fun

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
it seemed really funny

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
you would have enjoyed it

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i wish i would have been there

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
this one guy kept asking me how I DIDN'T know that Jesus came to america

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i would have been like "I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-INCARNATED"

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
LOL

I'm pretty sure you can't convert people just by going into a chat room and bashing their religion... says:
YES

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
that's awesome

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
and then say how he didn't know that he didn't not un-go to america

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
which really means...

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
he went from america to judea

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
and was crucified

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i would have been all mad at him in a stupid way

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i would have been like...

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
BLASPHEME!

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
DO YOU THINK THE CROSS WAS SOME SORT OF AIRPLANE?!

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
LOL

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
or a baloon?

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
minus an "L"

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
THE CROSS WAS NOT A KITE

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
lol

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
DO YOU THINK HE FLOATED THERE

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
you should have just said "how did joseph smith know that he (himself) was actually in america...he could have just been in judea the whole time"

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
lol

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
I will

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
and then say that joseph smith was just a nazi in the 19th century judea

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
you in college yet?

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
yep

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
yes, I will say it

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
that's cool

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
my classes are only M-W-F

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
I have to read all of the original Odyssey by friday

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
i'm so pissed off

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract
fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
crap

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i would be

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
just search the internet for chapter summary pages

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i never actually read a book that was assigned after 7th
grade

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i just did all the summaries and reports by reading internet summaries and getting my own ideas from there

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
dude, my teacher is like, the plagerism nazi

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i didn't plagerise

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
i just read the summary instead and got the key ideas

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
I know, but she takes anything as plagerism practically

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
I have the freakin' key ideas of this stuff

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
yeah

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
the odessey gets forcefed into the average american student's nostril

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
it's really uncomfortable

DEATH - In a dream I cannot see, tangled abstract fallacy, random turmoil boils in me... says:
too much mythology for MY nose

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
My nose is huge.

I AM JOSEPH SMITH RE-ENCARNATED!! says:
and loves to masticate mythology

[The Shadow]

I have that one we did recently (Thomas, you, and myself). Should we post it?

[ActsOfStupidity]

Let me think...Yes? Eww?

[The Shadow]

All declarative sentences must end with interrogation marks?

It's his Valley Girl accent?

[DEATH]

The said:

I have that one we did recently (Thomas, you, and myself). Should we post it?

yes. be it bizarre, than post it shall you, for archiving.

[The Shadow]

I SHALL.
When I find the zip disk it's on, that is. For now, all I'll say is...

WHO GETS ON THE BOARDS AT 3:25 AM???

[ActsOfStupidity]

I will

[x]

so if i have weird convos they go here? ok
i get on at 3:35 pm... close?

[The Shadow]

*refers to first post*

ALL FUTURE BIZARRE MSN CONVERSATIONS WITH ME WILL END UP HERE!

*asserts that Keenan is not Brett, and, thusly, may not post his own MSN conversations with fellow NCC ballet dancers. Pats self on back for reading ability.*

[x]

man, sometimes your jerkish behavior makes me angry

[ActsOfStupidity]

man, some of your nonsensical comments make me angry

[x]

and sometimes i get POOPed cuz you're prick... to noone but me