Mr. T verses Metallica

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Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 24, 2004 0:32:18 GMT -5

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Post by DEATH on Apr 24, 2004 0:32:18 GMT -5

Some HILARIOUS Mr. T pages I got from a thread on the Megadeth boards.....I'm actually surprised some of these are still up! As crazy as this may sound (or it least it sounds to me....it makes me feel freaking old), some of these pages haven't been updated or maintenanced since 1998, and when you think about it, that's pretty old for a web page anymore. which is purely insane, since I can remember surfing web pages when we first got dial-up access on our old Mac way back in 1995 like it was yesterday....time flies, eh? i still can't get over that....1995, almost 10 years ago

....no way!
anyways, the sites are awesome, and appropriately harsh on metallica (nothing is uncalled for after st. anger). also, he posted a couple pretty funny qoutes from metallica....and these from the band that always labeled christians hypocritic! really, if you do a search on metallica, you can dig up so many of these, it's really rather embarassing...

"F--- MTV! We'll never do a video!" - Lars Ulrich, 1986

"If you've come to see makeup and stretch pants and hear the words 'ooh baby' in every song, you came to the wrong place." - James Hetfield, 1985

...Oh how things have changed.

anyways, here's the link for the Mr. T vs. Metallica battle
members.tripod.com/~gravyboat/meTallica/meTallica.html

here's Mr. T vs. Megatron (of the famous 80's cartoon Transformers)www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/4358/tvsmegs/tvsmeg1.html

And Mr. T vs. The Undertaker (of WWF fame)
www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/4358/ttaker/taker.html

man, can't get off that 10 years thing....the official forming of the REAL nWo....1995!!! no way! my personal nWo shirt, almost 10 years old! (hmmm....doesn't quite fit anymore..... ;D)......the release of Windows 95, and all those stupid microsoft commercials advertising it with Rolling Stones songs....nearly 10 years ago!!!!

this is a bit mean, but i HAD to include this mid-90's picture of hammet!!

Last Edit: Apr 24, 2004 11:44:33 GMT -5 by DEATH

"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP"
"I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

DEATH Grand Master of the Temple of Postville ??? Posts: 887	Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 24, 2004 18:14:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEATH on Apr 24, 2004 18:14:52 GMT -5 grrrr....i HATE geocities! i'll get that picture fixed!
	"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP" "I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

DEATH Grand Master of the Temple of Postville ??? Posts: 887	Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 24, 2004 18:16:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEATH on Apr 24, 2004 18:16:23 GMT -5 okay, it wants to work now...... MORAL OF THE STORY: Always threaten people to get what you want !
	"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP" "I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

DEATH Grand Master of the Temple of Postville ??? Posts: 887	Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 25, 2004 10:23:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEATH on Apr 25, 2004 10:23:00 GMT -5 I FREAKING HATE GEOCITIES!!!
	"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP" "I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 27, 2004 18:12:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on Apr 27, 2004 18:12:06 GMT -5 Don't be knockin' mah website provider, yo!
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Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 28, 2004 10:42:20 GMT -5

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Post by BWARFLARDENHAGEN on Apr 28, 2004 10:42:20 GMT -5

THE DUDE WHO MADE THIS PAGE IS FREAKING GAY. OLD METALLICA SUCKS ANYWAYS, AND SO DOS ANYOEN WHO LIKES IT. METALLICA WOULD KILL MR. T ANYWAS. AND BESIDES, YOUR JUST AN 80'S DORK IF YOU LIKE HIM, AND WE ALL KNOW THAT EVERYHTING THAT CAME FROM THE 80'S SUUCKED!

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Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 28, 2004 11:09:32 GMT -5

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Post by The Shadow on Apr 28, 2004 11:09:32 GMT -5

SACRILEGE!!!
>:(

Metallica shall never achieve true 80s-ness again, I fear. Not after St. Anger. What a piece of crap that was. ("I want :'(

My anger to be healthy :'(

...")
THE EIGHTIES CONQUER ALL! (as opposed to Andy, who cancels all)

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ActsOfStupidity TITAN!!! That's right you post-whore, i'm now the post pimp Posts: 738	Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 28, 2004 16:44:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 28, 2004 16:44:43 GMT -5 Sheldon=Not black
	War was beginning...what happen?...someone set up us the bomb...how are you gentlemen!!...ALL YOUR NO FLY ZONE ARE BELONG TO US!!

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Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 28, 2004 18:46:58 GMT -5

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Post by DEATH on Apr 28, 2004 18:46:58 GMT -5

BWARFLARDENHAGEN said:

THE DUDE WHO MADE THIS PAGE IS FREAKING GAY. OLD METALLICA SUCKS ANYWAYS, AND SO DOS ANYOEN WHO LIKES IT. METALLICA WOULD KILL MR. T ANYWAS. AND BESIDES, YOUR JUST AN 80'S DORK IF YOU LIKE HIM, AND WE ALL KNOW THAT EVERYHTING THAT CAME FROM THE 80'S SUUCKED!

and we are the ones who are narrow minded, right?

"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP"
"I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

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Mr. T verses Metallica Apr 28, 2004 20:09:44 GMT -5

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Post by The Shadow on Apr 28, 2004 20:09:44 GMT -5

Dang it, DEATH beat me to it...I've been wanting to say that since I checked the boards this morning (had to jump off and head to Lincoln, so I didn't have time...). ARGH!!! >:(

Oh well. Yes I am black, Thomas...BACK IN BLACK!!!

More 80s!!! (I think...or is that '79?)

Last Edit: Apr 28, 2004 20:14:29 GMT -5 by The Shadow

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Mr. T verses Metallica Sept 7, 2004 9:42:18 GMT -5

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Post by The Shadow on Sept 7, 2004 9:42:18 GMT -5

Let me just say...

What made you weirdos take this page so seriously? It suggests that Metallica were replaced by evil Teletubbie robots, and thrown helluva far by Mr. T... How does that prompt a 5 page essay on the merit of James Hetfield's new "boy, I wish I was Chris Issacs" vocal style, or Kirk Hammet's new belly button ring and crop top he bought at Hot Topic?

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ActsOfStupidity TITAN!!! That's right you post-whore, i'm now the post pimp Posts: 738	Mr. T verses Metallica Sept 7, 2004 16:05:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ActsOfStupidity on Sept 7, 2004 16:05:12 GMT -5 who're you quotin?
	War was beginning...what happen?...someone set up us the bomb...how are you gentlemen!!...ALL YOUR NO FLY ZONE ARE BELONG TO US!!

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	Mr. T verses Metallica Sept 9, 2004 8:44:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on Sept 9, 2004 8:44:05 GMT -5 The dude who made the Mr. T page. It's funny stuff. "President 'The Body' Ventura..."
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McGee Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville Wonder what this does? Posts: 245	Mr. T verses Metallica Sept 9, 2004 20:55:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by McGee on Sept 9, 2004 20:55:01 GMT -5 wow. ?hmmm
	~They came out naked they can stay naked.~ ~AWKWARD huh?~

Humming is good for you.... Cleric of the Inner Temple of Postville thats right. bite your tongue Posts: 174	Mr. T verses Metallica Sept 15, 2004 18:00:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Humming is good for you.... on Sept 15, 2004 18:00:29 GMT -5 quite interesting........

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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Sept 7, 2004 16:05:12 GMT -5

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Post by Humming is good for you.... on Sept 15, 2004 18:00:29 GMT -5

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