The Hobo Thread

[The Shadow]

So I was looking at the job listing board at ESQ just now, and a hobo came up to me wanting 35 cents for a coffee. Resisting the usual urge to kick him and run, I searched my pockets and found only 13 cents, a dime and three pennies, the dime of which I forfeited, and, when about to ASPLAIN that I'm a college student and not much better off than him, the janitor walks by and mumbles something about no panhandling on campus, to which the homeless dude (a 50-ish little guy looking as if he'd showered only slightly more recently than I) replied: "Y'wanna back that up?! I'll take you out on the street!"
*Shady begins laughing uncontrollably as the hobo takes off in the other direction and begins asking more students for money.*
So anyway, since we all like hobos...post your thoughts here, and VOTE in the above poll!

[x]

LOL that's hilarious. funny story

[DEATH]

My only thoughts on the subject are to note how close the word hobo is to the word homo.

THUS, lazy beggers are GAY.

[The Shadow]

HAHAHAA...wait...I'm kind of a hobo...

[DEATH]

TAKE IT

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[DEATH]

On my annual kick to update a random thread and thus continue my "monologue as a service" to the board (We call this product MaaS in IT), and this seemed to be just the thing.

Imagine how much the hobo would want now with inflation. I wander if hobos now beg for CPI-adjustments rather than a dime.

"Ya got a dime in 1994 dollars? I can only afF**d a 1983 McDonalds coffee with what you gave me!"

[DEATH]

+1 for the treatment of F o r d as a profanity (We call this product FaaP in IT), -1 for the clusterF**ding of my avatar. AVADA