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Post by DEATH on May 24, 2004 23:19:55 GMT -5
*hears the word "FIRED" echoing from the message boards and rushes in*
well, to make it official,
ARCHANGEL IS FIRED
if you needs, you will be thrice fired, and therefore
TERMINATED
(whisipering evil mortal kombat voice) "FATALITY"
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Post by The Shadow on May 25, 2004 9:30:56 GMT -5
I was wondering 'bout that. "FATALITY"  |
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Post by McGee on May 26, 2004 16:25:56 GMT -5
wow. ok i see now why arch is fired. i couldnt find the correct conversation. Not very many people are allowed to fired. just wondering so i dont get terminated but am i able to fired others.....like 9 times?  |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on May 26, 2004 17:21:36 GMT -5
somthin' the udster said about not understanding what I said, and I had accidentally used who instead of whom I think.
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Post by DEATH on May 27, 2004 7:35:52 GMT -5
wow. ok i see now why arch is fired. i couldnt find the correct conversation. Not very many people are allowed to fired. just wondering so i dont get terminated but am i able to fired others.....like 9 times? WELL............... to clarify, EVERYONE is allowed to BE fired (i fire myself daily....almost hourly), but the power to FIRE other people has usually been reserved for those who would not abuse the power, or use it to fire people for silly reasons, like themselves getting fired by that person...basically if you are sheldon, keenan, hudson, thomas or a few others that i am forgetting about, or ANY member of the gibbs family or related to (except julie of course) then you are granted the firing priviledge by default (but not by any of the actual Defaults.....). i guess the whole firing thing is a reward-based system, thinking about it. like, the people who can fire already, have done really awesome stuff (thomas- "too much jello, not enough poop" and many other really awesome things, sheldon- a nearly endless list of really awesome things that have earned him the right to fire, hudson- again, an attempt to list would be silly, keenan- he drives a really big car, plus many many many awesome things, and i could go on.....but that would require more thinking...). so basically, if you did something REALLY AWESOME, like trip some old lady, or maybe punch a little kid in the face, or something that was like incredibly wierd and psychotic but also very funny, YOU TOO could earn the right of firing..... okay, there's my little explanation of firing...that being said...... I'M FIRED  |
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Post by DEATH on May 27, 2004 7:53:46 GMT -5
"FATALITY" "FATALITY" was part of the original joke. we all used to play mortal kombat on shawn's Sega, and when you died or killed someone, it was like "FATALITY" in this whispering evil voice....well you know what i'm talking about...anyways, shawn can imitate that EXACTLY, and usually scott would fire someone, and of course, eventually that person (or thing) would get terminated, and he would yell "TERMINATED", and shawn whether standing next to scott, or in another room would add the "FATALITY" immediately after the termination. it all started the same summer those two thought up the whole kill whitey thing, when they were both working at walmart in stewartsville missouri, where shawn used to live....crazy days, i can remember many HILARIOUS happenings from back then. anyways,  |
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Post by The Shadow on May 27, 2004 8:41:57 GMT -5
I remember the reference; I just didn't know that it was part of the whole firing thing...of course, I keep wanting to say it like the dude in War Gods...
"FAAAAATALITY!!!"
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on May 30, 2004 20:34:48 GMT -5
Dongs just told me that her mormonism is "quiet funny"...just so you guys know
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 1, 2004 8:09:33 GMT -5
Dongs...me no likee de Dongs. I got my Turning Point pictures in (the Ghiffin reel)...about two or three of those pictures have been taken by me; the rest appear to be the creative property of a Mr. Ghiffin John. There's one with him dancing that's pretty funny. I also have yet another (  ) CiY reel in! (anyone notice the Megadeth smilies are up again... ) I wasn't sure what was on it until I got the pictures back and found myself looking at a picture from the back of the van, clearly showing someone wearing his distinctive "Chevy Racing" hat. "Ah," said I. In other news this Memorial Day weekend, I enjoyed (well, perhaps "enjoyed" is too strong a term) the company of BOTH brothers and respective wives...hmm...I don't know about that Fletcher... Fletcher (walking into bathroom): "C'mon Sheldon." Shady: "What?" Fletcher (grabbing Sheldon and pulling him into bathroom; beginning to implement toilet): "Keep talking." Shady: " Uhhhhh..." Anyway, I saw the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, thanks to the purchasing efforts of Hudson and Kristina...much humorous interviewing therein. Hudson and I created a Helm's Deep scenario on his copy of WarCraft II, which was rather difficult to win as the humans (when even Kristina, the non-gamer, remarks, "Oh my!" upon the slaughter of Hudson's breach guards, you something's up). Anyway, my mom claims to have found my Rogue Spear and Age of Empires II disks, so guess what I'm doing this weekend. That is part of the reason for this SU's tardiness. The other reason is that the floppy disk I had it on supposedly wasn't formatted. I am attempting to get the email sent, people, so don't a-worry. |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jun 1, 2004 19:59:24 GMT -5
I'll "somethings up" YOU!! |
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Post by McGee on Jun 2, 2004 22:30:09 GMT -5
thank you death for explaining how to have the power to fired. dong and mormons are not a good thign to put together.
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 3, 2004 9:00:20 GMT -5
Your something's-up can't come near the amount of somethings that my something's-up's have upped!
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 3, 2004 10:53:29 GMT -5
Speaking of Dongs...I was calling her house to see if she knew where you (Thomas) were...I got her mom, but I didn't realize it at first... Dongs' mom: "Hello? Who is this?" Shady: "This is Mr. Jiggles." (what Dongs calls me for some reason) Dongs' mom: (hesitation) "Who?" Shady: "Can't you hear me?! Mr. Jiggles!" Dongs' mom: "What...what is this call about?" Shady: (contemplatively pausing) "This isn't Dongs - er, Jennifer, is it?" |
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 7, 2004 9:30:13 GMT -5
Shady:
*Dances in with the remains of a FELLOWSHIP burger smeared over his clothes, rejoicing upon his successful hacking of his Rogue Spear, Thief II, and Warlords: Battlecry copies...*
Thomas, next time I come to church, I will have to tell you what I did with the Warlords name-sets!
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jun 7, 2004 11:39:24 GMT -5
After Sheldon called Dong's house, her mom called my mom and asked if Sheldon was homosexual. I cried. (with laughter)
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