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Post by The Shadow on Feb 16, 2004 16:49:11 GMT -5
The coldness of the [glow=green,2,300]ONE[/glow] is directly inverse to the oneness of the [glow=green,2,300]COLD[/glow]...one of many posts that may have influenced the other message board to ban Thomas and Sheldon.
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Post by DEATH on Mar 31, 2004 0:17:49 GMT -5
 i disagree. the coldness of the one is inversely proportionate to the type of metal used on the particular brick that the one is levitating over. to simplify, glue plus bottle rockets cannot equal a gall bladder, though understandably, there is some confusion with that equation. when asked what my take was on the subject, i gave them 9 pieces of my mind, all of which were devoured, save for the last 8. qouting myself: "really, i don't understand how half of you say that the static compression ratio of aluminum cast 113 L98 cylinder heads drops approximately half a point because of a loss of temperature in the combustion chamber, while the other half deliberate over whether my question was asked exactly 1000 times before it was asked. my honest opinion? government emissions standards were obviously created by people who have unnatural relationships with redwood trees. i doubt it will ever get as far as it's already got, especially if you set it on fire. i've never really understood how things like that manage to breath in vacuum, and i probably never will. it just goes to show, the more things change, the more they stay the same. especially the ones who fight with images in mirrors....SLASH, ARE YOU IN THERE?!?!" many disagreed with what i said, but generally agreed to be disagreeable over the things which i didn't say. my point essentially is, i offered my $.02 on the matter, but they tried to tell me that the matter is not currently accepting donations! which led me to the final thought: How can polysaturated fats AND monosaturated fats BOTH be inside of a vanilla wafer? Man, who ever thought of doing THAT was a BUTTCRACKER!
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Post by x on Mar 31, 2004 18:18:57 GMT -5
Oh my gosh…. You guys are so un-purple. Don’t you know that it takes exactly 40,000,000,000,000 pancakes to shingle a motorcycle because camels have 2 humps? What’s wrong with you? You may ask, how did I come to such a crazy conclusion. Well, let me tell you. I tried shingling a motorcycle with pancakes the size of texas, and it took 40,000,000,000,000 of them to get the job done effectively. It may not work this way for you. I just kept putting more and more batter in the griddle, popping out more and more pancakes until I died 4 times. Then my regenerated body and spirit, constantly gaining more and more strength from liking the Kansas city chiefs and seeing great things for them in the future (if their defense stops playing like chevy vehicles), that after making 40,000,000,000,000 pancakes, I had the strength to cover the motorcycle 123582723 times, effectively shingling it, with no room for errors or leaks to get through. Then, after shingling the motorcycle’s obviously watered down exhausting elephant tires, I moved to bigger and better scientific experiments like creating a human from the fecal matters or worms (if you didn’t know, dirt)… after about 100,000,000 years, I quit, because only God can do that. But then I found a startling discovery. By attempting to create a human’s buttocks from the fecal matter of a rhinoceros, I could be rich. That only took about 100,000 minutes, give or take 50 thousand years. It took quite a lot of fecal matter, so I started my very own rhinoceros farm in the 1000th year. When I had gotten 400,000 rhinoceros, I stopped poaching. They multiplied way too fast, and nearly took over jupiter’s largest moon, Uranus. Tisk tisk tisk… by combining the rhinoceros feces with blood from a human, the tissue of tree leaves (oak worked for me), h202t5, common marijuana, and a liberal’s brain, out popped a human’s buttocks. I could have probably just found a liberal, told him to speak, and then I’d have a buttocks, to see if my proboscis worked, but I decided not to.
That’s all of my story
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Post by DEATH on Apr 2, 2004 20:31:35 GMT -5
I had the strength to cover the motorcycle 123582723 times, effectively shingling it, with no room for errors or leaks to get through. nothing worse than errors going through your shingling!!! |
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 5, 2004 16:10:17 GMT -5
I had errors going through my shingling once. They invaded the kitchen and, from there, spread all the way to the basement, all the while screaming gibberish (see Brett's thread) and throwing 3-year-old Easter candy at anyone they saw. Then the mother of all errors came through the shingling leak in my broom closet, and called out in a loud voice (with a Jamaican accent), "BOW DOWN BEFORE THE AVATAR OF ERRORS!!!" It was only through quick thinking and accurate flinging of tofu that I managed to drive them from my house in a flash of blinding fuschia light. From thence hied they to the Amazon, a rugged land rife with errors, though I think the AVATAR OF ERRORS died while trying to remove a pancake from his ear. It was a big error, all right.
[glow=green,2,300]Sheldon's adventure is now available on DVD and VHS, now remastered by THX and in amazing Technicolour.[/glow]
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Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 1:21:58 GMT -5
i just said there was no time for errors, not that none occured. they invaded my bathroom, where they promptly died, because they couldn't leave because i was in there with the door closed taking a dump. that's the end of that, huh? sounds like you had a lot more of a problem than me. yeah, the shingling job was like being in hell in december... hot, but still freezing. or maybe it's so hot it's freezing. like the water in our shower, since i can't turn the cold water on  but, i dont know. if camels had one hump, the shingling job would be so much more complex... but if you have questions about that, you'll have to leave me a message or a reply to this shpeal. |
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 6, 2004 19:07:33 GMT -5
i just said there was no time for errors, not that none occured. they invaded my bathroom, where they promptly died, because they couldn't leave because i was in there with the door closed taking a dump. that's the end of that, huh? sounds like you had a lot more of a problem than me. yeah, the shingling job was like being in hell in december... hot, but still freezing. or maybe it's so hot it's freezing. like the water in our shower, since i can't turn the cold water on but, i dont know. if camels had one hump, the shingling job would be so much more complex... but if you have questions about that, you'll have to leave me a message or a reply to this shpeal. I say it's all TRIPE. Clearly, a trimedary is at least three times harder to shingle, possibly even nine. And a rabid scorpion definitely outdoes both, in terms of shingling difficulty. How can you think differently, Grimmace? |
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Post by GAH(s) on Apr 6, 2004 19:12:23 GMT -5
 Do not be fooled, my children, the one is neither cool nor uncool, nor purple or otherwise tinged with color. What I tell you is that forsooth the one is One, and it is only within this One that we can e'er hope to find the ground of being, mainly the fact that I sometimes have lint in my navel, although this has lessened since I sewed my navel shut following a rather painful incident in which someone crawled out through it. "Timmy are you nuts?! You can't save an entire civilization!!" While this may be true it must nonetheless be taken into account that simply because it has complex fats, it cannot therefore also hold simple fats as well. "I am simply reporting that the grass has been decapitated, and the rebellious hedges have been set in line!" Giggle pies!
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 6, 2004 20:43:46 GMT -5
I love eating tripe...
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 6, 2004 20:44:26 GMT -5
I love eating tripe...
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Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 22:26:09 GMT -5
i never said anything about the tri-camel.. thing.
i just said that one hump made things so much more difficult than a bi-humped camel. i agree that a tri-humped camel is atleast 9 times more difficult. this is because the longitudinal and latitudinal lines run perpendicular to the other's back of face, making geometry three times easier, but sewing 45 times harder. the 3/5 compromise from the deep south is waht fixes the solution at 9 times harder.
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Post by BWARFLARDENHAGEN on Apr 14, 2004 8:55:08 GMT -5
i never said anything about the tri-camel.. thing. i just said that one hump made things so much more difficult than a bi-humped camel. i agree that a tri-humped camel is atleast 9 times more difficult. this is because the longitudinal and latitudinal lines run perpendicular to the other's back of face, making geometry three times easier, but sewing 45 times harder. the 3/5 compromise from the deep south is waht fixes the solution at 9 times harder. AND BY THE WAY, I'M GAY!!! DWARR HARRHARR!!!!    DWARFNARGARGGEN BLAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!! SPHLAR DE SPHLINGY SPHLAT KNAR DE FLARR DARR QWAR!!!! DWARF KNAGGEN PHFGAR!!!!! |
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Post by x on Apr 14, 2004 17:17:24 GMT -5
Yeah. Someone’s not cool…and he’s also a coward for not becoming a member, yet calling me gay anyway. Real cool. Or not.
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Post by Thomas on Apr 14, 2004 23:02:31 GMT -5
Who called you gay? And why did Sheldon move all the posts, cause that really sucks...i'm too lazy to log in, and my compooter is really slow online, phooey
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 15, 2004 13:50:45 GMT -5
It doesn't suck! So anyway, I revealed to Josh that I was his real mother last night. He took it well. I also voted for your "THE CHEAT" Ascent design, along with Bacon. We were the only ones, but then again, we're also the only ones (aside from Mike, who voted for none) who watch Homestar Runner regularly. Sad, I know. As for you, Keenan: What if a cross-breeze comes up during the last stitch? Would this not complicate shingling irreparably? Of course it would! Therefore, we must needs use a sturdy nailgun on the shingles, rather than relying on the "farghility" of needle and thread.
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