JASON IS GOING TO KILLLLL YOU!!!

[The Shadow]

So I saw that Freddy vs. Jason movie last night (I actually own it...got some collector's edition or other Monday for less than ten bucks), and man, it would have been fun if it weren't for all the random sex crap.
So who's actually seen a Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th film? Or Freddy vs. Jason itself, for that matter? 'Cause I've only seen this one. Man, Jason was one ugly little kid.
So anyway, the real point of this thread, believe it or not, is to sort of provide a place for you all to post your favorite movie quotes. I may or may not end up making a poll deal out of this, but for the moment, a couple bits of wisdom from Kung-Pow:
"Your story makes my heart flutter, and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting."

"Let your anger be like the monkey inside the pinata...hiding with all the candy and hoping the kids don't break through with the stick."

[DEATH]

I just now found this thread. LOL

Is the title referring to my text-picture-sound message I sent to julie (and likely to sheldon's email address), lol?


I HAVE seen both, and "Nightmare" is by FAR the more retarded of the two. I'd only recommend it as a comedy.

[The Shadow]

lol, yes, the title echoes your multi-media messages of the same title. Thanks to those messages, I often shout "JASON IS GOING TO KILLLLLL YOU!!!" at church when I see Jason Wright, which totally confuses the rest of the Wrights and makes him shake his head and walk off.