Band Roster Thread

[DEATH]

I realized I was doing a poor job staffing my bands and thought it would be useful to create a band roster thread to keep a running tab on who's where. I'll fill this out to the best of my ability, and I'll edit this as needed when things happen. I will also list deceased members, for reference. Gimme replies in this thread if I needs make corrections or to fill in the blanks. Hudson, you're a mod for this forum so you should be able to edit my post directly to make changes.


Shorts off For Tuesday!

Vocals- ?
Guitar(s)- ?
Bass- SheMorgisBjorg
Drums- Nick Menza
Keyboard- Edward Van Halen
Public Relations - Vladimir Putin
Producer - Bob Ross

Other active members: GAH|s|

Deceased members (in order of demise): Rick Allen, Hugh Grant, Dweezil Zappa, THE SEVERED ARM OF RICK ALLEN

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Know Way!!!

Vocals- David Lee Roth
Guitar(s)- DEATH, Dave Mustaine
Bass- ?
Drums- Alex Van Halen

Other active members: lawnmower, Eli Whitney, Grover Cleveland, Max Maximus and Black Water Security employees named Max

Deceased members (in order of demise): THE SHERIFF, Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, Steven Tyler

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Leaky Faucets (Formerly known as THE WHAT)

Vocals- The Missing Emails of Hillary Clinton
Guitar(s)- Strongbad
Bass- QUESTION MARK MAN
Drums- The UNsevered arm of the recently-deceased Rick Allen

Other active members:

Deceased members (in order of demise): Inflatable Richard Nixon

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Foods of Vomit (Formerly known as Floods of Vomit)

Vocals- James Hetfield
Guitar(s)- James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett Sans Left Hand
Bass- Vic Rattlehead
Drums- Lars Ulrich
Spanish jibberish- Robert Trujillo
Cowbell- Knowingest J. Drawbridges

Other active members: inflatable O.J. Simpson

Deceased members (in order of demise): Kirk Hammett's left hand

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The Rockzerkers

Vocals - Jeffrey Tools
Guitar - Al Pitrelli
Bass - Jrzobgrrra the Orc
Drums - Sasquatch the Mongol
Fiddle - Charlie Daniels
Percussive Lip Smacks - The Clap
Security - One (1) unruly horde of Orcs and Mongols.

Deceased members (in order of demise): Emperor Nero; Sherlock Holmes

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Update it yeself or post ye replies! THX!

[DEATH]

Also, I figure with major instruments (guitar/drums/bass) we should stick to people who actually play that. But if it's a nonsense instrument, we can probably be more creative.

And I seem to have some strange (unintended) monopoly on 19th century historical figures...

[The Shadow]

I'm not sure if Emperor Nero and Sherlock Holmes count as band members for The Rockzerkers or not, since they both died during the audition, so I'll leave the "deceased members" entry blank for now.

[DEATH]

They might be worthy entries. THE SHERIFF's tenure was also remarkably short, though he at least did get to the point of being hired. If you had a Japanese Culture band, you could probably give them bonus points for the suicide...

[The Shadow]

I like how Question Mark Man is the only member of his band and does not have a specified role. That man is an enigma.

[DEATH]

That man is also an enema.