McGee
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Post by McGee on May 14, 2004 22:27:55 GMT -5
Here is a helpful tip for everyone is life. When you pee your pants, make sure you change your underwear and your pants. Sheldon this might be what the smell is that is coming off of you.  |
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ArchAngel
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Post by ArchAngel on May 14, 2004 23:14:57 GMT -5
won't even comment
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Post by The Shadow on May 15, 2004 6:21:09 GMT -5
"Not even close...not even close...NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!" -Dave Mustaine, VictoryIn other words...  |
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McGee
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Post by McGee on May 18, 2004 16:12:43 GMT -5
OK new tip! If you run out of deodarant buy new. I dont think i spelled that right but hey who cares. Oh and also, when stepping out of a shower make sure you dont step on soap and your foot is outside the shower. it really helps sheldon.  |
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Post by The Shadow on May 20, 2004 9:25:09 GMT -5
I'll think of something.  |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on May 20, 2004 13:23:04 GMT -5
It's hard to get out of a shower without your foot going outside the shower...unless you just decide to chew off your own foot, cause that's fun
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Post by The Shadow on May 20, 2004 13:28:19 GMT -5
Yes, foot-chewing is fun...way more fun than slipping on bars of soap or listening to Donkey's questions about shaving in the shower...
Donkey: "Am I considered gay because I shave in the shower?"
Shady: "I dunno, people call me gay for shaving my legs in the shower."
Donkey: *hesitation* "Really?"
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on May 20, 2004 21:58:33 GMT -5
Always wear pants...unless you have a crustacean in your shorts...
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McGee
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Post by McGee on May 21, 2004 15:11:13 GMT -5
That is a real helpful tip act of stupidity. you get an A for the day. Sheldon......since i shave my legs in the shower you considered me gay or is it just for men that shave their legs in the shower. ? |
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Post by The Shadow on May 25, 2004 13:29:24 GMT -5
I...would have to say gayness is restricted to male leg-shavers. Or not, since I didn't say that I consider leg-shaving in the shower gay, merely that other people considered me gay for so doing...which I don't.
My helpful tip for the day: If lab administrators tell you, "No game playing; it says so on the sign!" just tell them you're illiterate. Guaranteed confusion, as in, "I don't care if you're sick, just don't play games in the lab!"
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McGee
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Post by McGee on May 26, 2004 11:41:06 GMT -5
Oh i see. i have a feeling that you have experienced this maybe? well i shall keep that in mind. |
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Post by The Shadow on May 27, 2004 8:36:31 GMT -5
Yes, I have had some awesome lab supervisor (or, to be more accurate, lab crone) conversations, two more of which will be in the May SU (sent out Sunday, uploaded Tuesday). What I can't figure out is why they're in charge of the computers in the first place; we have these two Asian guys up front who know a buttload more than these hags, but they're at the front desk checking out books. Helpful Tip for Thursday: When a lab crone gets mad at you for figuring out something they couldn't, just say, "The world is round." More confusion as in, "Wha...so? Everyone knows that." To be explained in the May SU. |
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McGee
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Post by McGee on Jun 2, 2004 22:25:14 GMT -5
that is great. i read the SU and that is all great. another helpful tip in life read the SU's monthly until the stupid author of it can do it weekly. until then read on........
to nothing.
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 3, 2004 9:35:39 GMT -5
"to nothing" ? Anyway, weekly SU's would only work if enough funny things happened per week...and considering the low quote content we have per month as it is, just imagine what a weekly would have for quotes! Disaster! Or maybe I could just have three weekly emails per month, and the last one would be the official "Monthly SU" and be the only one with quotes...hmm...  |
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Post by The Shadow on Jun 3, 2004 9:36:35 GMT -5
Oh yes, I'm sorry, I forgot to throw in a helpful tip...when you have a term paper due in two hours, it's probably best to get off the boards and get to work.
With that, I'm out.
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