McGee
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville 
Knight of the Inner Temple of Postville
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Post by McGee on Oct 24, 2004 17:14:40 GMT -5
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 25, 2004 8:56:54 GMT -5
Actually, none of those games have a cannibalism feature, sadly enough. Nor do any of my NEW games, which are...
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Star Wars: Battlefront, and
Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
I'm so lost in Morrowind, though. Vivec City is so stinkin' HUGE. I'm just trying to find someone to take me to Caldera, where I can complete my third duty as mercenary (hunting down and murdering four Telvanni agents); beware of Fink the Village Idiot, for he has already slain three giant rats ("R.O.U.S.'s? Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."), countless Kwama Larvae, two Scribs, and two demented egg poachers. This game is AWEXOME! lol
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Post by x on Nov 7, 2004 19:18:06 GMT -5
well, this is to SHADOW... if you want to stop getting booted, when you are picking a game, hit "filter servers" and click on punkbuster until it says "NO"... that helps dumb people not get kicked.
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Post by x on Nov 7, 2004 19:46:36 GMT -5
reference to COD....
i got gta san andreas a week ago... i have played it nill. i let someone borrow it (mistake) and he has played it 40000000000 hours more than i
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Post by The Shadow on Nov 9, 2004 10:11:02 GMT -5
lol
We tried that Punkbuster stuff...I don't know what was up with it all...I've decided Call of Duty for X-Box is a bad idea, since I'd only be want to do it for the Germans in multiplayer...their whole "NO SPLIT-SCREEN FOR YOU! ONLY X-BOX LIVE FOR MULTI!" decision makes me want to say to GameStop: "ALL YOUR RETURN TO CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN ARE BELONG TO US!"
Well, Jeni's threads being dormant for so long, I have chosen to grace this one with a helpful tip:
Always ask your supervisor if it's OK before telling the old guy trying to answer survey questions for his wife on the telly to "GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE." I did it last night, and it saved my butt.
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Nov 9, 2004 11:54:38 GMT -5
I have xbox live....
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Post by The Shadow on Nov 10, 2004 8:29:43 GMT -5
So I got Shadow Ops: Red Mercury and The Sims Monday, despite Thomas' advice (on The Sims, at least). The Sims, well, Stephanie and Dongs were telling me of the Shady family they were making on it, so I just had to try it out myself. I got Shadow Ops 'cause the demo level was helluva fun, it looks like the rest is kind of like Delta Force or Delta Force 2 (NOT Delta Force: Land Warrior) for computer, and it has 4-player splitscreen, which is a huge plus, since Hudson and Fletcher will be visiting this month.
Coworker Natalie (attempting to read game box on Shady's desk): "What's that?...Shadow UPS..."
Shady: "Yes, it's about the clandestine postal services of this country."
Coworker Natalie: "Did I read it wrong?"
So Stephanie, I'm going to make my own Sims family, and it'll totally destroy what you and Ms. Mormon are a-cookin' up!
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Post by DEATH on Nov 10, 2004 10:37:40 GMT -5
How anyone could advise you against 'The Sims' is beyond me. That game is one of the most HILARIOUS games I've ever played. You MUST get the expansion packs though, they add a lot of other hilarious aspects to the game. For example, the 'Livin Large' expansion adds both the Voodoo doll, which can be purchased and used on people (causing them to punch themselves in the face repeatedly), and the appearance of the Grim Reaper after the death of any Sim, which allows surviving Sims to beg for the fallen one's life.
My brothers and I were playing last year one time, and Shawn, in an attempt to cook breakfast, set the kitchen (on the game, of course) on fire, and fatally burninated himself trying to extinguish the flames. Scott then begged the Reaper for Shawn's life, and in exchange was set on fire by the Reaper, which of course made us all laugh until crying. The game is just totally bizarre, and I find it quite entertaining. Even just the stupid little jibberish language they speak is hilarious. Or watching the Sims who are in a bad mood throw a fit over not having food or whatever. Totally awesome game, in my opinion.
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Post by DEATH on Nov 10, 2004 10:44:15 GMT -5
Actually, none of those games have a cannibalism feature, sadly enough. Nor do any of my NEW games, which are... Grand Theft Auto IIIGrand Theft Auto: Vice CityBoth of those games totally rule. I could play either for hours on end, just murdering people. My favorite thing to do is the following: 1. Wait for me to be dropped where ever with a new life. 2. Put in the full armor cheat and all weapons cheat repeatedly until I have AT LEAST 30 bazooka shells. 3. Sprint at people and punch them in the back of the head/back of the FACE until I have an angry mob following me around trying to fight me. 4. Get out a flame-thrower and set everybody on fire, and watch them run around and set other people and vehicles on fire. And of course, when law enforcement arrives, I either set them on fire as well, or use a shotgun to assist me in stealing a police car. The games both rule. |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Nov 10, 2004 13:04:42 GMT -5
you know, the sims are so much cooler on PC then Xbox..
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Post by DEATH on Nov 10, 2004 13:58:06 GMT -5
you know, the sims are so much cooler on PC then Xbox.. ah. i didn't take notice that he was mentioned Sims on PC. ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO MY BAD  |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Nov 10, 2004 16:26:51 GMT -5
one time I pulled into a weigh station on the Pennsylvania Turnpike and a guy came out of the booth and asked me what the place of eternal burning I was doing. I told him I was driving along and started to worry that I might be HAULIN' TOO MUCH BUTTOCKS! Then I did a neutral drop, smoked the tires, and sped off at one hundred miles per hour. Or at least that was the plan until the transmission fell out of my Skylark while executing the neutral drop portion of the plan. After I started crying, truckers helped me get to a place where I could fix the Skylark. So, while I'm not a trucker รก la per se, we share a mutual respect.
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Nov 10, 2004 16:45:27 GMT -5
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Post by The Shadow on Nov 11, 2004 10:46:37 GMT -5
Hudson was telling me about playing The Sims on his cousin-in-law Joel's PS2...as I understand it, this guy's kind of anal about some things, and he'd spent all this time creating this perfect, sweet little family. Then he and Hudson were playing together, and while Joel was sending the younger kids off to school or the dad off to work or whatever, Hudson would sneak the oldest daughter into the graveyard he'd secretly constructed in the back lot; sometimes he'd make her spend the night there, with the result that she became extremely depressed and Goth-like, spawning the following quote from Joel:
"Hudson, I just found our daughter reading Poe in her room. What's wrong with her?"
So anyway, Hudson also set the kitchen on fire while making breakfast, and while he's trying to put it out, the wife comes in and is like, "Oh honey, I'm so glad you've been cooking!" and starts hugging him and all that crap in the midst of the fire. They were both burninated. (Joel: "No! No! No!!!") Then the Goth chick comes downstairs, sees the flames, and attempts to sprint through them for the fire extinguisher, also burninating in the process. By the end of it all, the only person left was the 8-year-old son who comes home from school to find the house burned down and everyone dead.
Joel (extremely angry): "I've got to go to work!" *quits*
(So I'm thinking of getting myself a Dimension 3000 almost solely for the purpose of getting the Total War trilogy and all The Sims stuff. And, of course, the upcoming Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.)
(Speaking of X-Box...I played Halo 2, the full version, at GameStop for over three hours yesterday...MUST HAVE.)
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Nov 11, 2004 11:43:55 GMT -5
last night I discovered a game of Halo 2 being played on my dorm's network, so I decided to join. They had 2 teams of 4, so I decided to be come independant and start my own team. I ended up getting 47 kills by myself, including a "Killtacular" when I killed 5 of the other guys at the same time. HALO 2 RULES!!!
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