The BEST QUOTES EVER Shady Update

[The Shadow]

So I've decided to post, at the end of this April, a "Best Quotes EVER" SU, commemorating the greatest quotes ever featured in the SUs. Submit your personal favorites here, and I'll probably throw them in. Those of you familiar with SU quotes sections probably know that quotes aren't necessarily spoken by people you know, but have been pulled out of pretty much any source, including text. As you'll note with the Mr. T example below, these quotes aren't even necessarily accurate, as the REAL Mr. T is not known to have said "THEM PLAYS IS BORING", but his Internet counterpart has done so while posing as Abraham Lincoln at F**d Theatre.

Examples:

Us:
Shady: "Tee-hee-hee - we're brides of Christ!" (spoken during Kingdom of Heaven.)

Thomas B. Wheeler, Esq.: "FDR is then struck by all the plagues of Egypt at the same time, including that whole "death-of-the-first-born" thing and his son falls from the sky,landing on the body of General Grimmace and stopping the annoying twitching, and then FDR's blood is turned into water by a strange "Anti-plague" and dies suddenly." (posted in the legendary RPG Thread)

Not Us:
Keanu Reeves: "Something...is afoot...at the Circle K." (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

Mr. T: "THEM PLAYS IS BORING." (Mr. T vs. John Wilkes Booth)

Dave Mustaine: "Y'know, there's a lot of people out there who said this would neeeeever eeeeever haaaaaappen...BUT I GUESS WE PROVED 'EM ALL WRONG, HUAH?!?

Anyway, you get the general idea, so post.

[Humming is good for you....]

If I had zombies chasing after me, I would want to hide out in a bakery. And I would throw croissants at them. And eat bread.

[The Shadow]

However, in the Louvre, one could pose as a nude, possibly maimed or disfigured statue and hope they don't notice. Or, on the flip side of that, the zombies may mistake the many strange statues for actual people and severely compromise their dental integrity when attempting to masticate the statues' brains, rendering them largely harmless.

[DEATH]

stephanie said:

If I had zombies chasing after me, I would want to hide out in a bakery. And I would throw croissants at them. And eat bread.

Your plays IS boring.

[Humming is good for you....]

I still like bread.

[The Shadow]

In the event of a zombie outbreak, Stephanie, I feel I must inform you that you will not be able to live on bread alone.

[DEATH]

The one and only Dan Norling:

"You look like your parents are drunk!" (or was it "were", I forget!)

[DEATH]

Sheena Blunt teaching sunday school class with Hudson and I in attendance:

"And this was wrong, because it was a violation of the Ten AMENDMENTS" (she meant "Commandments")

*Hudson and I break into uncontrollable laughter*

"YES! Thou shalt HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!"


....
Unfortunately, it made Sheena really angry and she abruptly quit teaching and walked out of the classroom, which in turn made everyone mad at us. Class ended akwardly...

[The Shadow]

LOL