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Topics For SSPTITIL Needed... May 25, 2004 9:49:02 GMT -5

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Post by The Shadow on May 25, 2004 9:49:02 GMT -5

OK, so the upcoming Sheldon Shires Ponders The Important Things In Life is at four topics covered, currently, and we need at least two (preferably six) more. If you people come up with any, post them here.
NOTE: These topics do not need to be weird in and of themselves; everyday thoughts are what I search for. Once they're all written up, they get posted on the website. I don't think I need to tell you that these are not going to be serious essays...I think Thomas may have read the one on slacking off...I don't know...
Anyway, post topics NOW.

Dust.
Wind.
Dude.

DEATH Grand Master of the Temple of Postville ??? Posts: 887	Topics For SSPTITIL Needed... May 25, 2004 10:02:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEATH on May 25, 2004 10:02:51 GMT -5 one important topic to ponder is why we park our cars on driveways and drive our cars on parkways
	"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP" "I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	Topics For SSPTITIL Needed... May 25, 2004 10:23:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on May 25, 2004 10:23:47 GMT -5 lol Or, if you're Sheldon, do no parking or driving whatsoever!
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

ActsOfStupidity TITAN!!! That's right you post-whore, i'm now the post pimp Posts: 738	Topics For SSPTITIL Needed... May 26, 2004 17:29:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ActsOfStupidity on May 26, 2004 17:29:36 GMT -5 I got one: Why are those little ball-like things in tapioca actually IN tapioca...man, I love tapioca.
	War was beginning...what happen?...someone set up us the bomb...how are you gentlemen!!...ALL YOUR NO FLY ZONE ARE BELONG TO US!!

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	Topics For SSPTITIL Needed... May 27, 2004 8:44:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on May 27, 2004 8:44:35 GMT -5 I haven't eaten tapioca...I don't eat weird things.
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

DEATH Grand Master of the Temple of Postville ??? Posts: 887	Topics For SSPTITIL Needed... Jun 4, 2004 9:19:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEATH on Jun 4, 2004 9:19:57 GMT -5 how bout this one: we call our bathroom fixture a shower, named after a similar natural happening when it rains. by that same token, shouldn't a bath be called a FLOOD instead of a BATH?
	"IF IT'S NOT METAL, IT'S CRAP" "I've always liked the thought of people cooking in electric chairs....." - Dave Mustaine IF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR FLAG, PLEASE WRAP YOURSELF IN IT.

ActsOfStupidity TITAN!!! That's right you post-whore, i'm now the post pimp Posts: 738	Topics For SSPTITIL Needed... Jun 4, 2004 10:35:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jun 4, 2004 10:35:38 GMT -5 or instead of bath, how's about stagnant pool of water only used for the birthing of mosquitos?
	War was beginning...what happen?...someone set up us the bomb...how are you gentlemen!!...ALL YOUR NO FLY ZONE ARE BELONG TO US!!

The Shadow Grand Master of the Inner Temple of Postville (Founder, Owner, and Administrator) SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Posts: 1,400	Topics For SSPTITIL Needed... Jun 7, 2004 8:54:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Shadow on Jun 7, 2004 8:54:52 GMT -5 lol Keep coming up with these; I will have a compilation of these thoughts as one of the SSPTITIL entries...
	Dust. Wind. Dude.

TEH BOARDS

Topics For SSPTITIL Needed...

Post by The Shadow on May 25, 2004 9:49:02 GMT -5

Post by DEATH on May 25, 2004 10:02:51 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on May 25, 2004 10:23:47 GMT -5

Post by ActsOfStupidity on May 26, 2004 17:29:36 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on May 27, 2004 8:44:35 GMT -5

Post by DEATH on Jun 4, 2004 9:19:57 GMT -5

Post by ActsOfStupidity on Jun 4, 2004 10:35:38 GMT -5

Post by The Shadow on Jun 7, 2004 8:54:52 GMT -5

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