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Post by DEATH on Oct 10, 2005 22:46:41 GMT -5
Welcome to THE TOWN SQUARE
Here lies the peaceful side of the world of RPG. There's not much to cover here, as this thread is identical to THE OFFICIAL RPG THREAD in every way, with the exception that there is no fighting or conflict permitted here.
No map is drawn for this thread, as it's boundries and physical entity are undefined.
If anyone who perishes in THE KILLING FIELDS wishes to have his/her character's funeral here, that will be allowed, lol. Additionally, if any character wishes to pursue legal action against another character within the thread for any reason, this will also be fine.
Government or politics are allowed here, so if you want to try to appoint a government, that's fine. Since no warfare will be allowed, it could function despite this thread's anarchy in regards to posting, as there will be no forceful overthrows of government.
Things like sports events, drag racing, and other non-violent nonsense will be allowed here.
As far as rule breakers, if you do decide to get violent in here, you won't have the offending post(s) deleted, but your offending character(s) will be automatically sent into THE KILLING FIELDS, which upon their arrival you can decide which fort they join.
Other than that, simple anarchial RPGness with a V-chip slapped on it.
Enjoy!
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 12, 2005 9:23:50 GMT -5
*THE SHERIFF enters thread, bewildered by the lack of posts, and uses his newly found mystical powers to summon a large crowd of CITIZENS. He then retires to his headquarters, waiting to respond to the first crime.*
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Oct 12, 2005 11:20:50 GMT -5
*A random panda enters, eats shoots, and leaves*
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Post by The Shadow on Oct 12, 2005 11:55:17 GMT -5
*THE SHERIFF defines this as brandishing a weapon and leaving the scene of a crime, and pursues the panda to the local bamboo thicket, where he is mercilessly beaten and left for dead.*
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Post by DEATH on Dec 22, 2005 12:40:04 GMT -5
*The DEPUTY stumbles upon the beaten SHERIFF and declares:*
"AXLE IS BEHIND THISS!!!"
*A confused SHERIFF replies:*
"WHAT YOU SAY?!"
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Post by GAH(s) on Mar 25, 2007 12:45:06 GMT -5
*A slightly drunken Mediocre Uncle Pergy wanders blearied into the town and sets of a small explosive device that kills half a crowd of innocent bystanders. He then forces the survivors to eat broccoli soup.
*Oh, and he castrates the panda.
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Post by The Shadow on Mar 26, 2007 20:29:34 GMT -5
*The panda, slighly affronted, replaces the severed member(s) with various office supplies; specifically, a stapler and six rolls of Scotch tape, and continues eating."
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Post by GAH(s) on Apr 1, 2007 13:01:28 GMT -5
*Question Mark Man, freshly dead from the Killing Fields, enters THE TOWN SQUARE and decides that it is hight time that THE TOWN SQUARE had a festival commemorating the 537th day of THE TOWN SQUARE existing. As such, he proclaims today to be Day0537 Day and immediately buys 537 lemming, forcing them to jump off of a cliff 537 feet tall that is located at the end of 537th street in THE TOWN SQUARE.
*PETA members, sent through a teleport by THE CRUEL TWIST OF FATE, watch, aghast. THE CRUEL TWIST OF FATE sets itself up as the sovereign (albeit frequently capricious) LORD OF THE TOWN SQUARE.
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 2, 2007 13:45:28 GMT -5
*Jack Johnson the Impervious Lemming survives the fall but breaks 93% of his bones in the process, and is forced to cannibalize his less fortunate comrades. Eventually the panda comes on the scene in search of his missing genitals and eats Jack Johnson the Impervious Lemming, who, of course, does not die, but wallows in agony and the panda's digestive juices, fearing the upcoming excretory process.*
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 5, 2007 14:20:37 GMT -5
*Dr. Editorrr sneaks into THE TOWN SQUARE, hoping to recruit ideological warriors from amongst the populace. He publishes his most subversive text yet, entitled: *  |
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Post by GAH(s) on Apr 9, 2007 12:15:06 GMT -5
*Jack Johnson wiggles out the Panda's johnson, which makes the Panda believe that it is passing a kidney stone. In a panic, it rushes to the only doctor it knows of (Doctor Editorrr) who is unable to help and stalls the panda by making it read his most subversive text yet while sitting in he waiting room. Dr. Editorrr sneaks out through the back window, only to stumble into the half crowd of innocet bystanders that was not killed by Mediocre Uncle Pergy.
*The crowd, mistaking Dr. Editorrr for Mediocre Uncle Pergy tars and feathers him and is about to beat him to death with concertinas, when the SHERIFF cries out "Holds on your teh horses, gringos, this be civilized country!" The crowd relents and summarily hangs Dr. Editorrr from the neck unti he dead. Edgar Allen Poe provides the eulogy succincly by stating "Nevermore"and then getting bit by a dog and dying of rabies.
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 9, 2007 19:12:18 GMT -5
*Shortly before dying, Poe tries to remember when he changed his name, informs the dead Dr. Editorrr that "ALL YOUR VERBS ARE BELONG TO SHERIFF" and bequeaths his entire stock of booze to THE SHERIFF.*
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Post by DEATH on Apr 17, 2009 12:09:25 GMT -5
*After a two-year deep cryogenic freeze (which is like 5 eternities or something in Narnia) THE TOWN SQUARE reanimates*
*Ernest Hemmingway randomly enters the thread to pursue his fellow disaffected writer Poe for reasons that remain ambigous. *
*Upon finding the bounty of booze being handled by town law enforcement, his spirits improve*
"Now this is MY kind of town!"
*Finding assorted body parts from the MUP(s) bombing and disembodied genitals of the panda, his bi-polar disorder swings even further to stratospheric high, reacting to the general display of suffering and disillusionment in THE TOWN SQAURE. Fearing what sustained optimism might do to his grim authoritative disposition, he begins concocting a scheme to steal the liquor from the absent THE SHERRIFF.*
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