Those Knights Templar Sheldon always tells meabout

[ActsOfStupidity]

ok, first off, "meabout" is because I can't fit a space in. Anyways, I got a cool story to tell Sheldon and he'll be jealous cause he can't do it until he's 18. I have no idea what i'm saying and I should be slapped in the face as many times as it takes to produce enough childern that if you put them all in the same room, they'll eventually reproduce all the volumns of shakespeare and maybe some of that wordsworth guy. man...I hate that wordsworth guy...

[DEATH]

*devours a FELLOWSHIP burger in remorse*

[The Shadow]

Shady:
*Prepares to be jealous, wonders what the title of this topic has to do with the subject, and asks ActsofStupidity if he (Shady) has told him about the Master of the Maltese Hospital that survived a crucifixion.*

[DEATH]

SOUNDS LIKE A BOTCHED CRUCIFIXION TO MEEEEZZZ....