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Post by The Shadow on Apr 1, 2004 12:47:26 GMT -5
In response to Keenan's request for a poll listing his stupidest comments, I would like y'all to band together and post your favorites, the best of which will be put in the poll. This isn't, however, a "bash-Keenan" event, as not only HIS stupid comments will be there, but ANYONE's (mine included, of course). The best ten will face off at the end of [glow=orange,2,300]JUNE[/glow], in an actual poll. The quote garnering the most votes within half a month is crowned [glow=green,2,300]DUMBEST QUOTE OF ALL TIME[/glow], an unmatched honor, to be sure. BEGIN.
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 1, 2004 12:49:17 GMT -5
My current favorite: Roxanne: "The candle's on fire!"  - Julie: "I'm so glad I'm not wearing the shirt I'm wearing."  |
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Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 0:47:48 GMT -5
Julie: I'm not a Grandpa!!! Mike: Get that out of there!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH: That was so cool we both did it except for you Keenan: Scott, you know i like guys! i mean, ... girls.    ;D          TEXThahahahahahahahahahahaha TEXTnow everyone laughs hysterically mr. oliver: i want you guys to turn your heads inside out john Gibbs: Ricky williams is leading rushing in the thing dirty nelly - things she says aren't necessarily dumb, but they're hilarious. (ask DEATH) Vanilla Ice (*gross, yuck, c'mon CLETUS*): Ice, Ice Baby much more grossing out .... nearly any lyrics out of an eminem or country song are retarded... |
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Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 0:48:22 GMT -5
now i know how to use bold.... i'm a moron
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Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 10:24:48 GMT -5
reading DEATH's e-mails brings back good memories. now i feel warm and fuzzy inside... ok, so i don't ... i lied.
but it reminded me of dan's comment to add to this thingy.
dan norling: you look like both your parents were (are?)drunk
there are sooo many falk qoutes, but for some reason i can't think of them.
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Post by DEATH on Apr 6, 2004 11:00:09 GMT -5
oh my....julie should win this not simply by the quality of her stupid qoutes...but by the quantity!
here we go........
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Julie: "Look at all the cars in that parking lot! Why are all those people there on Christmas?!"
Brett:".......Julie, that's a car dealership.........."
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Julie (on the cell phone): "Mom, I'm not kidding!!! This is really a CHRISTIST! (instead of crises)"
Shawn (after we laugh for 5 minutes): "so....I assume that what you need would be a ANTI-CHRISTIST?"
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Julie (apologizing to Elizabeth): "I sorry!"
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Julie (telling shawn and i about her classes in west plains): "and i HATED URT (instead of art)!!!"
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Julie (trying to argue with me): "THAT'S POPOSTEROUS!!! (instead of preposterous)
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Julie, labeling her boxes for the moving van going to west plains from nebraska: "FARGHILE!!! (instead of fragile)"
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Shawn (unloading the van at the storage shed in west plains, upset at the amount of worthless things mom and julie packed, and having thrown several boxes into the shed, upon reading julie's box, and inspecting it's contents): "Farghile?" *opens box, finding beanie babies, and screaming expletives in frustration over another waste of space* "YES, THIS SEEMS F---ING FARGHILE!!!" *picks box up and hurls it towards the back of the shed, where it impacts the wall and explodes, dispersing the beanie babies in all directions. finds next box, one of mom's, labeled "OLD HATS"* (speaking to scott and i) "okay, is it me, or does this box seem pretty FARGHILE too?" (we agree) *shawn hurles "OLD HATS" to back of shed, as we laugh*
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i can think of more...out of time right now...back with more later
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 6, 2004 14:14:56 GMT -5
LOL!
My new submission on Julie's behalf comes straight from the "Requests" board: "uh, yeah....this is julie gibbs...could you play that one song by megadeth that my brother listened to....i think it's called 'i speak dirt!'....."
That's okay, Keenan; the random TEXThahahahahahaTEXT was very entertaining. As for Falk quotes, how about: "Energy pills are great!" ?
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Post by GAH(s) on Apr 6, 2004 19:34:08 GMT -5
My shoes are fast! --Sophie Hicks
Hudson: What a nice apartment, Mom!
Heather Myers: I hate this place.
Elwood Blues: We're on a mission from God.
Aretha Franklin: Don't you hand me no line!
I'm madly in anger with you. --J_m_s H_tf_ _ld
Is it part of the hwheat...group? --A.J. Hicks
Hudson: Oh I see, eat the last one in front of me, huh?
Kristina: Oh honey, you can eat me!
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 6, 2004 19:50:23 GMT -5
The whole thing about keenan typin' in bold...how's about that one...
"now i know how to use bold.... i'm a moron"
dang straight he is...wait...sorry keenan
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 6, 2004 20:05:58 GMT -5
"Slap me in the face and hope for childern"--Clayton Sutton
"*Bam*...AHHHHHHH!!!!"--David Wheeler (on falling off his bed while sleeping
"*Alright, who likes sausage and who likes bacon...somebody tell me!!"--David Wheeler (while standing up in front of the whole band class while they are playing a song)
"Oh, we can work on that..."--Sheldon Shires (this could be used in many situations involving Sheldon...many...AWKWARD...situations...)
"I knew a guy named Sparrow once...he was...odd"--George Weiss
"I'm surrounded by stupidity on both sides, how quaint"--Michael Domangue (in a conversation with Sheldon and Thomas involving French politics and weight jokes)
"It mustah been some kindah aminol or somthin'"--Officer Caudill (on the inspection of Thomas's Blazer after the back window had been bashed in)
"They won't give us tacos...I hate them...I told them that I wished that they would die...maybe next time i'll be nice to those 'Taco Bell Nazis'"--Thomas Wheeler (while running into the Taco Bell at Plattsmouth and finding that the resauranteee had closed 2 minutes ago and one worker was left with one taco)
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 6, 2004 20:21:22 GMT -5
THIS JUST IN:
"Just because you're fat dosn't mean you can shove rockets in your fat pockets of skin!"--Clayton Sutton
"i Like Rokets Shoved in My Pokets"--Clayton Sutton
ok, he's like, one of my best friends, but he can say some stupid stuff, and that's what makes me laugh
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 6, 2004 20:22:53 GMT -5
One more...
"Or so we thought, WOMAN!!"--Clayton Sutton (in the event of Thomas insulting the Sutton name or saying somthing derrogitory about Clayton's sexual preference)
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Post by Bobbys a strange southerner on Apr 6, 2004 20:35:07 GMT -5
Stupidist Quote ever? umm lemme see... NEthing that comes outta Mike "Bobby" 's mouth every word ... I swear it lowers my IQ every day... He gets my vote... ;D for ... what was this for again? wow... short attention span .. .wanna ride bikes? |
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Post by DEATH on Apr 6, 2004 20:42:29 GMT -5
one from today: *Brett pulls into Wendy's in Springfield, MO, after having cut someone off, and watch them flip him off all the way through the intersection, which of course made him laugh hysterically and nearly wreck. he orders his food, pays for it at first window, and pulls to second window, where he receives his food* Guy working drive-thru: " Dude....nice ride!! hey...will ya roast the tires for me right here???" Brett: "...no." Guy working drive-thru: "Awww, come on! Please! Just spin em here for me!" Brett: "....NO." Guy working drive-thru: "hey, i got a boring job, alright? just make my day and burn-out here for me!" Brett: "I WILL NOT SPIN THE TIRES...I WILL NOT SPIN THE TIRES 9 TIMES!!! Guy working drive-thru: " ??" *gives the most confounded look in the world to Brett* *Brett proceeds to put car in neutral and rev it 9 times, then leave* perhaps the strangest thing i've done for quite a while... |
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Post by x on Apr 6, 2004 22:08:24 GMT -5
i don't know how we all forgot sheena's!!!!
at CIY - it's not like it's the first time i've slept with all you guys....
or when she learned of hudson and sheldon sticking cats in microwaves... "did they heat up?"... which she claims she said, "did you turn it on?"... not sure how they got confused or what not...
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