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Post by DEATH on Apr 10, 2004 15:56:20 GMT -5
"I remember trying to bribe the parachute guy to pack his chute with dirty laundry" - Dave Mustaine, assumedly talking about a former bandmate
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Post by DEATH on Apr 10, 2004 16:20:59 GMT -5
this idiotic post from the message boards ranks highly in stupidity and psychoticness....
"i wish for dave m. to contact me personally.......please dave....we have stuff to talk about. (just use my email.....i'll be waiting)
it's about my band & i would that you talk to me personally...cause i know yur a good ole person that is not above talking to yur fans. I have loyally bought all yur cd's and i can play yur stuff 'NO PROB'. i totally respect ya and i think we (my band) has skills to pay the bills. I (ash) am lead guitarist for our band age 25. one time i thought i was the next dave but i don't know where God would have me to be, so i'm just killing time with this band. i was originally in my own personall band called 'Vorpal head' at the age of 19 and i was tearing sh*t up then as well as now. I was singer, lead, and rhythemist with my drummer. our music was chaotic jez like yurs. i could definetely open for you cause bands these days suck, well i have to go to work and i hope you and ur family are well.
I envy that the Lord has blessed yur arms (for music). Sometimes i think God just blindly threw up talents in the air & whoever they landed on here on earth, well that's who recieved em. I'm a chaotic christian.
I AM YOU .......YOU ARE ME...........ONE IN THE SAME ARE WE.............
contact me plz......i'll even give ya my phone number once we establish email communications......."
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Post by x on Apr 10, 2004 16:25:33 GMT -5
i have no idea why rachael would not say something dumb, just for this site... she says plenty of dumb stuff. unfortunately, i can't remember any of it well, today i guess, she brought up somethign that happened about 10 years ago. mom and dad were taking us somewhere to have fun, maybe the gibbs' house, i'm really not sure. but all of us kids wanted to go. someone, though... *coughs, mumbles rachael's name under breath*... ate some cookies out of the freezer or something, and we couldn't go until someone fessed up. well, i didn't eat them (i wasn't fat yet ;D) and angie hadn't eaten them... and mom/dad wouldn't yell at us if they had eaten them. so we tried getting rachael to confess, and she was laughing/crying/yelling at us that she didn't do it. she looked so guilty, and we all just came to the realization that she ate them, and we got to go. anyhow, i'd forgotten about the whole thing, but rachael she hadn't... she has a guilty conscience  ... she asked me if i rememberd that, and was still claiming to be innocent... like she claims not to like macaroni and cheese. i wonder if you can bold a smiley face...  |
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Post by x on Apr 10, 2004 16:26:28 GMT -5
i guess not.... stupid ME
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 11, 2004 20:25:59 GMT -5
lol, keenan said "rememberd"...and I remember the time julie got her fingah kut ovf...
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Post by x on Apr 11, 2004 22:58:44 GMT -5
well, this one time yosh (aka dave meyers) was playing nite soccer (and i was there, and many others too)... well, anyway, the other team had just scored a goal. afer the other team scores a goal, the team that just got schooled gets the ball in the middle of the field, with a 10-yard circle around the ball
well, yosh's team scored, which meant that mine got to do a 'kick-off'. but no, yosh was being selfish, and wanted to score yet again. i went to go do the kickoff for my team, and as i walk up, yosh has the brights to say, "inches are not yards keenan!"...i was like, "ok moron, it's my kickoff... you just scored"...
then last night when we were playing, he just kinda collapsed and said, "underdeveloped muscles!!!"
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Post by x on Apr 11, 2004 23:00:28 GMT -5
and why am i a night?  i know i'm fat enough to block out the sun on any given day, but c'mon (cletus)... ? i want to be a knight like DEATH and ActsofStupidity. or do i? |
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Apr 11, 2004 23:02:55 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]One time, Keenan told me,"That's not daylight, that just the back of your teeth and a lightning bug you swallowed"[/shadow]
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Post by x on Apr 14, 2004 17:26:14 GMT -5
i said that? ?// |
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 15, 2004 13:26:11 GMT -5
I have a couple:
"Oh look! Hamburger!" -Sheldon Shires, upon sight of feline excrement.
"We...clog..." -Ibid.
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 15, 2004 17:48:22 GMT -5
i have no idea why rachael would not say something dumb, just for this site... she says plenty of dumb stuff. unfortunately, i can't remember any of it well, today i guess, she brought up somethign that happened about 10 years ago. mom and dad were taking us somewhere to have fun, maybe the gibbs' house, i'm really not sure. but all of us kids wanted to go. someone, though... *coughs, mumbles rachael's name under breath*... ate some cookies out of the freezer or something, and we couldn't go until someone fessed up. well, i didn't eat them (i wasn't fat yet ;D) and angie hadn't eaten them... and mom/dad wouldn't yell at us if they had eaten them. so we tried getting rachael to confess, and she was laughing/crying/yelling at us that she didn't do it. she looked so guilty, and we all just came to the realization that she ate them, and we got to go. anyhow, i'd forgotten about the whole thing, but rachael she hadn't... she has a guilty conscience ... she asked me if i rememberd that, and was still claiming to be innocent... like she claims not to like macaroni and cheese. i wonder if you can bold a smiley face... Rachel: smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/26/26_6_1.gif |
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 20, 2004 16:44:25 GMT -5
How about...
Roxanne (upon walking into room and seeing Sheldon listening to the Duke Nukem theme): "Is this Jars of Clay?"
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 20, 2004 17:04:15 GMT -5
And, of course, from Rabbi Harley's tag: "Birthday can't he vodka."
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Post by Donkey on Apr 21, 2004 13:36:31 GMT -5
I was camping recently with my gf Tracy, our friend Jessica, and our friend Cody (whom some of you have met). We were out [glow=yellow,6,300]in the woods[/glow] looking for firewood to start a fire(duh!) and we hear:
Jessica: Look guys! A whole tree!
Cody: Where?
Another good one. Tracy was studying with her friend Mai, from Japan, trying to explain what spontaneous meant. After her line, I, who had been no part of this conversation the entire time, chime in.
Tracy: You know, spontaneous, like 'poof there it is'?
Kevin: Or, in the case of spontaneous combustion...'poof there it isn't!'
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Post by The Shadow on Apr 21, 2004 16:09:25 GMT -5
While flipping through channels, I hit upon VH1's "Driven", which was apparently focusing on Jessica Simpson. Anyway, I got this quote for y'all:
Nick Lachey: "It was all stiff and rigor mortised, y'know, and -"
Jessica Simpson: "Riga-who?"
And, from this morning, as I looked out the window, half-awake:
"That lawn was not there a moment ago!"
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... she asked me if i rememberd that, and was still claiming to be innocent... like she claims not to like macaroni and cheese. i wonder if you can bold a smiley face... 
