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Post by lawnmower on Jul 8, 2004 12:45:33 GMT -5
thomas if you can't smell something good don't smell anything at all  |
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 8, 2004 21:28:11 GMT -5
Double-ya Tee Eff?
"JAUNDICE?"
Jack Kennedy!
Stoned...yay!
I'm stoned too, Billy!
It is well...
With my soul...
MY SOUL!!!
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Post by lawnmower on Jul 9, 2004 15:34:53 GMT -5
go eat some carrots crap-face-butt  |
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Post by DEATH on Jul 14, 2004 23:18:03 GMT -5
got a few here:
Grandma Nellie: (to dad while inside a car) "When are we going to be home?"
Dad: "We'll be home in a few minutes."
Grandma Nellie: (having problems with her hearing aid) "It's common sense? What the h*ll?"
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Brett is having a conversation with Grandma Nellie. Julie, who's presence was unknown by Grandma Nellie, attempts to answer a question, saying the following:
Julie: "I don't know...."
Grandma Nellie: (with a somewhat angry expression) "Where did YOU come from?!"
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Mom: (talking Julie's friend Quinton Hicks) "Oh, you've got a rat terrier too?"
Quinton: "Yeah, it got ran over the other day...."
Mom: "Oh my gosh! How is it doing?"
Quinton: "It's improving..."
Mom: (not paying complete attention for some reason at this point in the conversation) "What? The dog can't poop?"
*Quinton gives Mom a bizarre stare, while other Gibbs family members burst into uncontrollable laughter*
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 20, 2004 8:33:26 GMT -5
lol
I'm sure there are some great dumb quotes from The Ascent I can relate to you; too much in a hurry at the moment to think of them, though. I'll leave that to Thomas and Jeni for now.
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 20, 2004 9:05:16 GMT -5
Errol: "Auburn should never play sports, they're so bad." Stephanie: "I agree, they suck!" Jennifer: "Maybe we should put in the bench captain, thomas." the girls yell: "Yay thomas, you warm that bench up for them players." LOL! I didn't see that one before...Stephanie's knocking her brother's baseball team? Of course, Thomas does enough ranting against it himself... |
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Post by McGee on Jul 26, 2004 16:06:10 GMT -5
that was so funny bc errol was laughing an dhe thinks that auburn;s baseball team was a disgrace. lol
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Post by The Shadow on Jul 26, 2004 21:48:52 GMT -5
I figured...once at the stand, when it was just him and me, he railed against Auburn Baseball for about fifteen (NO! 16.3!) minutes.
And now, a dumb quote, from Sir Sheldon G. Shires:
"Ohhhhhh, Jeni, you shoulda smelled me yesterday!"
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Post by McGee on Jul 30, 2004 11:26:13 GMT -5
that was.....very unusually.
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Post by McGee on Aug 2, 2004 21:50:04 GMT -5
sheldon conversing with me jeni on msn.
sheldon:" yea everyone calls me gay bc i am not into the dating. oh well"
jeni:" you're not gay.....just unattractive."
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 3, 2004 8:08:15 GMT -5
LOL!
A Richard quote, as related to me by Stephanie on MSN last night: "I have a dream...give me a sausage and some toothpicks and we can build the Eiffel Tower!"
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Post by DEATH on Aug 10, 2004 16:18:26 GMT -5
WAL-MART qoute:
Manager to cart-pushers over walkie talkie:
"Cart pushers to the customer service desk please!"
Delta (annoying 40 year old woman cart pusher):
"Okay! Me and Brett is coming to the desk!"
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 10, 2004 16:23:29 GMT -5
lol
Since the dumb quotes have been selected and are being voted on, I move that this thread switch functions: Under the new "Here 'tis, Keenan...sort of." Regime, ALL funny quotes may be posted here, not just dumb ones. Any opposition?
If not, I will start things off with a candidate for this month's SU Corinthian Section (I should have put it in last month's, but, believe it or not, I forgot):
Solid Rock evaluation sheet, question #1: How did this course impact you spiritually?
Thomas (wandering down hallway): "All right; who's gettin' naked?!"
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Post by ActsOfStupidity on Aug 10, 2004 20:50:59 GMT -5
'tis true...
the main guy in "The Visitors" is in a video game I think...Onimusha III or somethin' like that...
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Post by The Shadow on Aug 12, 2004 8:00:56 GMT -5
Who? Christian Clavier or Jean Reno?
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