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Post by DEATH on Mar 31, 2004 18:10:39 GMT -5
 I have decided that in order to kickstart things around here, what we need is a good ole [glow=red,2,300]ROLE PLAYING THREAD[/glow]. The idea and rules behind the participation within this thread are simple. [glow=red,2,300]You are entitled to create a reasonable amount of characters, reasonable being defined as an amount appropriate for the fictional situation, and not reaching the state of annoyance or redundancy. Keep in mind that characters may be resurrected after being killed, though cannot claim to be immortal and deny the event of being killed. No characters are allowed to assume being a deity, mono or polythiestic. Logistics and common natural laws do not always apply to the characters, though characters are not allowed to perpetually escape the bounds of natural laws. The only other rule is ANARCHY.[/glow]
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Post by DEATH on Mar 31, 2004 18:15:01 GMT -5
that being said, i shall make my first character, bearing my own name, DEATH. i shall attempt to teach you in the ways of proper RPG thread etiquette. reference this thread in doubt of how to control your character.
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*DEATH enters and looks around finding himself the only character. He quietly waits for the first victim, and listens to "Good Mourning...Black Friday" by Megadeth in his head. Occasionally he screams a single line from the song. He is heard saying:*
"MERCILESS BUTCHER WHO LIVES UNDERGROUND...I'M OUT TO DESTROY AND I WILL CUT YOU DOWN!!!"
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Post by x on Mar 31, 2004 18:21:47 GMT -5
Grimmace walks in, sees DEATH screaming random nonsense, and decides to punch him in the face.
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Post by DEATH on Mar 31, 2004 18:26:24 GMT -5
*reprimands Grimmace for not properly creating his own character and not enclosing his actions within asterisks. swallows Grimmaces punching hand, severing it at the wrist and swallowing it.*
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Post by x on Mar 31, 2004 18:30:48 GMT -5
*Grimmce asks wht a proper character is... though he thinks being Grimmace as a character is cool much cooler than DEATH... Grimmace cuts EATH in half, taking his severed hand out of DEATH
s stomach, and putting ti back on, kinda like out of THE MUMMY REETURNS... but not really. then he sews DEATH back up and tells him to play more medal of honor and not clean his shoes so much.*
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Post by DEATH on Mar 31, 2004 18:46:22 GMT -5
*informs Grimmace that a properly created character is announced by the poster, and simply doesn't sporadically appear. informs Grimmace that he (DEATH) caught the moon today, picked it up and threw it away, alright! Beckons the currently non-entity SHADOW to create himself already and does the same to the GAH(s) and Destruction. Resumes singing random old-school Megadeth tunes to self:*
"You, you, next victim, you next to die!
You, you, next victim, you next to die!
You, come on, next victim, your turn to die!
You, come on, next victim, your turn to die!"
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Post by x on Mar 31, 2004 19:04:07 GMT -5
8Ponders DEATH's deep discussions on creating characters. decides to lose 45 pounds. then decides, "i hve been single long enough"... tries getting a girl to join this insne site*
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Post by SHADOW on Mar 31, 2004 19:05:40 GMT -5
Sheldon's character, Sheldonette, walks in, randomly detonates own head with potato gun. Leaves.
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Post by DEATH on Mar 31, 2004 19:14:32 GMT -5
*applauds the head being detonated, pondering if detonating one's head with a potato gun gives them more eyes or not*
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Post by x on Mar 31, 2004 19:14:46 GMT -5
*DEATH and Grimmace both punch Sheldon in the face for not using astrisks*
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Post by DEATH on Mar 31, 2004 19:22:51 GMT -5
*DEATH adds*
C'MON CLETUS!
*after realizing this is punishment due enough, he retracts his punch*
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Post by x on Mar 31, 2004 19:26:06 GMT -5
*General Grimmace then ponders, "how does one retract a punch in eeh face?" especially when that punch in teh face knocked out 3 teeth ;D*
"thinks to himself... wow, that was deep
*then he decides that i should try shingling a motorcycle one more time*
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Post by The Shadow on Mar 31, 2004 19:32:41 GMT -5
*Sheldonette goes back in time and places DEATH and Grimmace directly opposite each other so that they smite each other. He then installs a VCR in DEATH's mouth and hits rewind so that "C'mon Cletus!" comes out "!sutelC nom'C", which makes sense only to Bjorg, the Swedish home decorator who decides he is only leaving the room after he bakes everyone a fresh batch of lettuce donuts.*
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Post by DEATH on Mar 31, 2004 19:41:57 GMT -5
*DEATH unsmites himself. he then kills a random whitey and smokes his truck. he goes to local walmart and buys several handgrenades with pocket change, in case he comes across an unruly insect or whitey. he exits temporarily to take a CRAP. using a bit of UNSTONE, he UNSTONE's the Greek titan Atlas, who was of course turned to stone when he looked at Medusa's decapitated head. he then places the world, which was upon Atlas' shoulders, onto Grimmace's shoulders, and commands Atlas to watch over thread until he's done taking a CRAP*
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Post by The Shadow on Mar 31, 2004 19:49:00 GMT -5
*Unfortunately, Grimmace is crushed by world while reaching for Bjorg's lettuce donuts. Bjorg is horrified and proceeds to make origami out of Grimmace's skin. Meanwhile, Sheldonette sticks a bevy of plastic forks in the ground near the thread and TP's Atlas before ducking into pantry to consume some cookie dough.*
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